​steftim_ - Mr. Crazy [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[NOTICE]

[Verse 1]
They say I'm too young for this profession
Maybe go for sports and be like Bryon
Some say I should go a little crazy, a little hazy, and make a million off dating
(Wink-Wink)
Others say I should go for broke
Open a zoo exhibit and broadcast: the life of Mr. Crazy
Insanely
I've been called a retard half my life, and gay when I'm caught at 7-11 with a guy
"Oh that should we annoy him?"
"Fo' sho', let's get that bastard locked up like Lohan!"
Every single day I go to class and see kids laughing at me, "Yo bro, you not cool!
Ha ha"
Well, bitch we'll see who'll be laughin' when I go platinum, and you're at McDonald's
Soakin' up napkins

[Hook]
(Conversation)
"You know I heard Mr. Crazy just got a little crazier!"
(Coo-koo)
"What he do"
"He made a record 'bout you!"
"Damn right she did, man that bitch gay"
"What else she do"
She just schooled you mofo, was that "not cool"?

[Verse 2]
I can't go anywhere someone pulling wise cracks
I asked "What do you should think I should do, open a school?
Help hobos get a job, bend the rules?"
"No, I think you should run up for office
You know people would stop thinking it's sexist
A woman in as-" you know, I think you should shut the fuck up!
So maybe I've found the Shady side of me
I'm becoming a bigger asshole I thought I'd ever be
But the only way I can dis and shit
Is this really my destiny
Gain five bucks off iTunes and just be
No I'm Mr. Underscore and I
Realized that "I could be iconic
In my conquest"

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
People, keep telling me I'm a terrible rapper
See the numbers rolling in
You're helpin' me man
I should give you a little something
Oh yeah, blow that thought out your ass
You say I'm a cheap rapper
Now not to dis but you know Andre
Even Paul admitted there's one always thing going on
And it begins with "Cars, blunts and bitches"
(Your mom)
So call me a prick one last time
While you call yourself a cab at 9'
The people bragging about going to strip clubs
Oh yeah, "Bang, bang", right
*Buzzer*
Rejected
That's what they call up yours all night
*Explosion*