[Hugh G. Wreck-Shun]:
My name is Hugh G. Wreck-shun
I have a huge erection
DMT is my affection
Wesley Snipes is my complexion
You can find me on the corner, slingin rocks and killing cops, harvesting crops, looting shops, licking shots, eating strips, packing clips, stacking chips, jacking whips and slapping tits
I give praise to Doctor Jesus every chance I get, he blesses me by letting me spit this shit
We drive around in my corvette, and we get lit
See a brunette with nice big tits, I say "get in", she says "okay", and then we hit and quit and ditch the bitch, on the side of the road, out in the cold, she just got told, she just got sold, while I smoke a bowl on the grassy knoll
I'm high as fuck, mouth dry as fuck, tongue-tied as fuck, skin white as fuck, black from the waist down, nigga ugh!
I go to church every Sunday, you hear what I say? Me and Jesus in the club like "Ay Bay Bay!"
We hang with Grandma Jesus, teaching us to crochet, I see Jesus coming, get on your knees and pray
[Doctor Jesus]:
What's up motherfuckers? It's Doctor Jesus Christ
I got the homegrown bud and it's politely priced nice
Don't talk shit, you get sliced and diced
Now come along with me on this diamond heist
I can turn water into wine, you better believe it
Smoking a cross blunt in Tel Aviv on Christmas Eve, I'm calling a reprieve, I'm taking a leave, don't disbelieve, best believe I gotta retrieve, I gotta achieve and most of all I gotta conceive
Just because you can't see me doesn't mean I don't exist, don't get me pissed, put you on my shit list, take a razor blade to your wrist, kiss you with my fist, put your arm in a twist, don't resist, I insist, I persist that your life cease and desist
Yo my style is colossal, I'm older than a fossil
Tell my apostles to never get docile
I'll damn you, send you straight to hell
I'll wish you well as I bid your ass farewell
I'm omnipotent, I'm articulate, I'm legitimate, I'm magnificent, I'll implement intricate skills with the instrument
[Hugh G. Wreck-Shun]:
All my life has been a struggle, no rebuttal
Always causin trouble, gotta hustle in the jungle
Sell a bundle for a couple, at the rubble of the space shuttle to a young couple, dragging knuckles
Lord forgive me for selling this crack
Lord forgive me cause there's no turning back
Lord please guide me on the right motherfucking track
Now lord please bless this and roll up the hootie mack
[Doctor Jesus]:
Light up the blunt and pass it to the left
Hold it too long, get arrested for theft
Get high, you gonna feel blessed
Get high, you won't feel depressed
Weed smoke you ingest, you feel possessed
I suggest you rest, no distress, no stress, feel refreshed
I'll pass the acid test in my Sunday best
[Hugh G. Wreck-Shun]:
Travel cross country, spread the word of Jesus
The grievous will be defeated by my thesis
Facetious evil fetus casting demons
Hugh G. Wreckshun, Jesus-worshipping evil genius
