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[Intro:]
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Aw shit, man! That’s ICP!
This is my ja-a-am!
Them are my psychedelic, fuckity fuck intergallactic boys, G!
Aw shit!
[Verse 1:]
Well they let the gate up so I bail
It’s been 6 months, pick me up from the county jail
With a smart mouth I paid my dues
Steel toilets, worn blankets and rubber shoes
But I ain’t naggin
Here come the fellas, I can hear the muffler draggin
Ain’t been in the car long
And the Faygo is almost gone
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate
So my homeboy’s cousin set me up with a blind date
She said, „Pick me up at 3?”
„Can’t bitch, the bus don’t ride ya street!” (ho)
We gonna eat at Mexican Village
Take a cab and I’ll pay the tab
And when she showed up, well I’ll be damned
Left my wallet at home on the TV stand
(„Oh shit, well I uh left it at home, it’s on the TV stand…”)
Have to pay him and for dinner too
A knot in my sock, ya dumb bitch you!
She’s all prettied up for nuthin
I’m smellin like shit and my chin is scruffin
And I’m chewin on my food like a pitbull
Cuz I won’t front for the ho
Stuck my face in the bowl of soup
And just sucked it all up thru my missin tooth
The bitch jumped up with a boom
„I have to fix my hair” and broke to the bathroom
She got the tab so I go for mine
And order up some ’52 vintage wine
Hey Louie, bring a fuckin steak with that
Muthafuckas like J will say, „Fuck dat!”
She’s back now and her hair ain’t fit
Probly took a long greasy ass smelly shit, hah!
I ain’t sayin nothin though
I ain’t sayin nothin bout the fuckin ho
What’s up bitch? I’m ready to break
How long can one fat bitch take?
Quit snakin and pay these saps
Cuz we goin home to watch two with paps
[Interlude:]
„So Joe uh, what is it that you do for a living?”
„Aw, come on pops!
You see me sellin rocks on Verner and Springwell
Matter of fact I think I sold to that fat bitch in the kitchen!”
[Verse 2:]
Your dad’s really cool sweetheart
I mean him lettin me use his car
And he slipped me a fifty
„Violent J’s kinda nifty…”
If I’da hit, you’da been home free
But now you’re comin home with me
„Dad I got a bitch in the bedroom
Take your ass to the bar and don’t come home soon!”
Now The Juggla’s known to smack hoes
But I need the shot too so I switch to the mack mode
Now woman, you know I love you
So why don’t you just let me fuck you
Now bitch, I know you’s a freak
So lemme get a little kiss on your cheek (whussup)
And a fuck to go wit dat
Come on nympho, lemme hit dat
Tell ya what ya let me stick it
And I got a leftover piece of chicken for ya (ho)
Ya little sewer skank
Ya nasty little pipe smokin, sack chasin ho
And that was that
A little smooth talkin, she was on her back (ha)
And I’m finally stickin
Dump ya and I’m keepin my chicken (bitch)
You’ll never guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut
[Hook:]
First day out and I caught my nut
(Repeat until the song ends)
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