A. Swiss - Con$entual Rape [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Chorus: A.Swiss]
I put my dick in her butt
I said yo bitch what’s up
She said I’m calling the cops
I said no you’re not slut
She tried pepper spray
But it only made me horny
I said I’m gunna get laid
Whether consensual or rape

[Verse 1: A.Swiss]
I’m not a one girl man
Won’t fuck the same bitch again
If she tries hitting me up
Ill fucking block her like spam

JK, On Facebook I creep
I fuck hoes in their sleep
I tape their mouths shut
So they don’t make a peep
I get sex when I want it
Too many sex dolls got hundreds
Whenever I get anywhere near a girl her sex drive just plummets
I chill near the girl’s locker room
Pretend to sweep with a broom
I sneak inside, lock the door and jack off to young poon
I sweat around women cuz they can tell when I’m fibbin’
Like when they ask how big it is I lie sayin’ 5 inches
I see a girl at a bar so I sit at her table
But Im so nervous that I twitch and stutter like I’m disabled
The days of masturbating will never fuckin end
And this is why binoculars are my best friend
The zoom on them is so good on em’, I’d rate them a 10 out uh 10
What’s that noise? Oh fuck the cops are knocking again

[Chorus: T-Breezy]

[Verse 2: T-Breezy]
Had this girl named Shaki
She let me cum in her eye
Came so much in that eye dat bitch couldn’t even cry
Broke in her dorm I’m not a first time offenda
Last time I got caught had to hire a public defenda
Wiped my dick on her pillow
And Made 10 copies of her agenda
(You call it stalking, but I call it commitment)
7:45
Outside her window I hide
Then right around 8
Is when my lover awakes
9:02 every day I follow her to Starbucks
The way she sips on that coffee you know she’s trying to get fucked
From Starbucks to class
It takes her 42 steps
And the whole dam time I’m snapping pics of that ass
From 10 to 2 I don’t know what to do
I usually call in a bomb threat to get her outta that room
At 3 o’clock
Looks like she’s begging for cock
She must be waiting for me cuz her front doors unlocked
SHOWER TIME! Every day at 5
Haven’t missed one session since fuckin 05’
But tonight at 8 someone picked her up for date
I watched as they hugged, she just sealed her fate
She got dropped off at ten
Finally alone again
Kicked in the door and dragged her into the kitchen
And then…

[Chorus: Big Tony]
[Chorus: A.Swiss]

[Verse 3: Big Tony]
Walking through the halls, I see the girl of my dreams
I try to say hi, but all I hear are her screams
Am I really that ugly? My mom says I’m cute
Did I fart or something? I didn't feel a toot
I’ll try again tomorrow, maybe I’ll have better luck
If we go on a date, I’ll take my daddy’s truck
So I put on my jean shorts and I tucked in my shirt
Finished my juice box and now I’m ready to flirt
I walked up to her with my head held high
Told her she was cute, but then she let out a sigh
She said that I was really weird and that I smelled like aged cheese
I forgot my inhaler, so I let out a wheeze
I started to cry and passed out in the halls
Then I woke up with an open zipper and out were my balls
Everybody was laughing and I started to cry
So I sprinted straight home and I asked myself why

[Chorus: A.Swiss, T-Breezy, Big Tony]

A.Swiss: You think she'll take me back? She still loves me right? AHHHH

[Outro: A.Swiss, T-Breezy, Big Tony]