A_Master_EZ - Garden Hoes [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: DJ Derrick J]
Awraight ladies and gentlemen
It would behoove you to check this fly shit out
Word to my nephew Kevin
Download my new mixtape on Datpiff.com
Help a brother out
But enough of that shit
A_Master_EZ, show these fools how it's done

Verse 1: A_Master_EZ[]
Fuck a bitch in the back yard
She a garden ho
When i finish she still want mo
Yelling Master EZ, i can't go slower
Leafs on the grass but i got a leaf blower
Orange tree, vitamin C
Master EZ, vitamin D
If money talks then im multilingual
So many bitches but i stay single
Drink water, but wait.. i ain't thirsty
Wake up early, fuck her firstly

[Verse 2: reSOSA]
Hoes in the Garden
I call them Garden Hoes
I make it rain, and when I do, it never snows
My career has many highs and zero lows
The verses I spit keep my audience on the tip of their toes
Enough about toes
And more about these Garden Hoes
These hoes are sneaky
Sometimes they get a little freaky
They live in the Garden
Ass so nice, makes me harden
Ass almost as good as my bars
My words are so influential, they could start wars
My rhymes so good I could ghostwrite for Nas
Too bad Jay Electron is already filling that role
Take my anger out on the Garden Ho's hole
Then beat up a ginger cause they got no soul
End up at a strip club and watch them bitchez grind the pole
Garden Hoes
Garden Hoes
That's just how it goes


[Verse 3: HK ULTRA]
All my verses are lyrical murder, these some Grim Reaper flows
Got wifey in the bed, but the garden is where I keep the hoes
Might hire Slade's uncle to garden them
Also Tofu, he be guardin them
HK has a soft heart, but he's still hard with them
They're rude when they're nude, please pardon them
There are many females on planet Earth that I have kissed
I lost count, I need to make a list
Mia Malkova, Madison Ivy, Tori Black
Sophie Dee, Bree Olson, Christy Mack
A few more that still haven't hit me back
Fuck Kendrick, I bet he won't diss me back
He's scared, he knows messing with me is a scary blunder
I make Lisa Ann wanna marry younger
Got so many hoes it's an imaginary number
And they make it rain even while they're shaving, call it Hairy Thunder

[Verse 4: Kalsemari]


[Verse 5: sbk]
Water plants , but I ain't no gardener
Write this verse, then I go back to banging her
She gets really amused
Don't get this shit confused
Your not a person your delicious food
No matter your place, birth, or religious views
All you niggas getting chewed
I eat a rapper, fitted cap first and then I spit out his tennis shoes
Missing screws in my top, I don’t have the patience
I grab the chop and leave you niggas eradicated
I never let the doctor give me shots I'm unvaccinated
And I got small pox you can have a blanket
Get assassinated and get left with broken bones
If you go in the woods make sure you don't go alone
I'm fucking bitches in a mobile home
Like a mutated nigga from the hills have eyes with no Trojan on
This is paranormal activity with a dagger
I got paranormal tendencies y'all just a pair of normal rappers
So why you talking like you not defenseless?
I punch you ten times in the mouth
And have your pussy asses hoppin fences
I got suspended for a few weeks in the 8th grade
When the principal caught me on the street tryna spray paint
I bought a dozen eggs from Safeway
And threw them at the muthafuckas house on the same day
You can get it the same way
I'm making bitch niggas walk the plank
In crocodile infested water mixed with toxic waste
Bury you alive with a camera strapped across your face
Then come back 2 weeks later and watch the tape
You cried like a bitch trying to make the coffin break
You died like a bitch instead of trying to concentrate
I'm here to depopulate on the red carpet with a sniper rifle
Taking out any nigga you nominate
So if you see me as soon as you turn the news on
Chances are I laid a nigga down like a futon
While you at work dealing with groceries and coupons
I got your bitch tossing my salad pass the croutons