AC/DC - Mistress For Christmas [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
(When I can roll you in the hay)
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slipping up high, slipping down low
Love them and leave them on with the show
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital S
Get a date with the woman in red
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
(One of me in heaven...)

[Chorus 1]
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas

[Bridge]
(Ooh yeah, haha yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on)
Easy come, easy go
Slipping high, slipping low
(Yeah, aw right)

[Chorus 2]
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
Mistress
He got it, I want it
For Christmas
They got it, and I can't have it
Mistress
But I want it, it don't matter
For Christmas
She got it, and I can't get a

[Chorus 3]
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talking about
Mistress for Christmas
You got to send me down
You got to send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red
(I want a woman in the rear,)
With bow in my bed
(with a bottle of my beer)

[Outro]
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I want to ride on your reindeer honey and ring the bells