A-Game - Jingle Bells [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
HAHA! L-O-L, L-M-A-O, R-O-F-L
Oh shit! GotDAMN!
I'm about to get put on the naughty list for this one
Straight up, goddamn are you serious?!
Merry fucking Xmas
Happy Hanukkah! Happy Holidays!
I hope you get all the presents you wanted, for real
Cause I'm bout to snatch 'em up from under the fuckin' tree! haha!
I'm about to take ALL the presents, Santa ain't got shit on me!

[Chorus]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, make way for A-Game
Santa better watch out 'fore I kick him off his sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, now I'm here to stay
I'm taking over X-Mas, I'm the new fat man today!

[Verse 1]
I'm dashing through your place
About to bring the pain
If Santa's in my way
I'll kick him in his face
Go hijack his sleigh
Then go make it rain
With presents for you lames
Cause it's X-Mas fucking day!
Ayo, I'm the new Chris Cringle coming with a new jingle
This song is just a single for them fucks who like mingle
At a X-Mas party, gettin' horny, chugging on some egg nog
Then we take 'em to the crib and go Flinstone and make the bed rock
The motto is YOLO, crash X-Mas? Fo sho, doe
Take all of your presents, then drive off in a fo' do'
Get hit with my shotty, dragons breath I call it komoto
It's X-Mas day and I'm A-Game I'm taking your ho-ho-ho!

[Chorus]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, make way for A-Game
Santa better watch out 'fore I kick him off his sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, now I'm here to stay
I'm taking over X-Mas, I'm the new fat man today!

[Verse 2]
Yo yo, just be easy if you see me creeping up in your house
With a knap sack round my back, packing all your presents in the pouch
If you sleeping on the couch? I'm a knock all your lights out
Pour the milk over your head and eat the cookies, then I'll bounce now
I'm taking the gifts from under the tree, head to the kitchen get something to eat
Pick out some food cause I am hungry, gingerbread men are what I'm hunting
Then after that I hit the streets, walking on my tippy feet
Get in another house and break the window with the X-mas tree
Here's another melody
Go to sleep on X-Mas eve
I'm disturbing the peace
Let me get in your girlfriend's jeans
Show some hospitality
'Fore I get pissed off and scream
Put you in the hospital for weeks
If you try and fuck with me! Ohhh!

[Chorus]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, make way for A-Game
Santa better watch out 'fore I kick him off his sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, now I'm here to stay
I'm taking over X-Mas, I'm the new fat man today!

[Outro]
Stop, stop, STOP, STOP, that's IT, I'm DONE
What do you mean you're done? I'm done, fuck it
Fu--what? What are you doing?! Merry X-Mas
I'm out this bitch! The song's not over yet!!
That's good enough. No it's not!
I don't have to sing the whole damn thing over again
YES YOU DO!!
UHH, MERRY X-MAS EVERYBODY!