AGE & Xsavier - Xcalibur and Stone Age [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: AGE]
Hear ye'
Hear ye'
We call to order the case of Xscalibur and Stone Age
May the jury be seated
Order order
Quiet down
Gentlemen step forth and state your case
Stone Age...

[Verse 1: AGE]
Go the fuck off
Get the fuck off
If you fuck soft I don't give a fuck cause I come hard
You think that lost count of how many fucks I dropped
Thats five bitch so suck a cock
Don't undermine my rhymes
Cause I curse with a curse sometimes
It may hurt like birth one time
One time for the one that rhymes
Like no one else you find
How would you feel if I said
That I took your mom to bingo
We looked at stars like Ringo
She blew a bit, Nintendo
Rolled up some indo
Need anymore info?
Didn't think so
Dont think so much like nymphos
Propose that a pimp knows
That skimp hoes with dimples
Are a money makin machine it's simple
And it's weird flow
So it won't make sense
Humorous like elbow hits
Doing this until I rest
In peace with my self
Let them be without help
That's what my conscious yells
Cause ignorance is their choice, AGE can't you tell
Once their in too deep
The only life they know is sheep
Live by the machine
And continue to sleep
So why the fuck do I give a fuck
Thats se7en fucks make it eight fucks
Nine damn, what's up
Fuck dimes, that's ten sluts
Fuck and eleven fucks now twelve what
My bad
I hope you didn't get lost
In the midst of all those fucks
Thirteen shucks
What did I just do
Did I make myself a fool
Or did I just fool you into thinking that I'm cool
Cool it out with drool
Just sit your ass on that stool
And watch what I do when I do
Breaking all the rules
Making up my own words
It's weird
You ain't heard
O' well
It's just a matter of clocks
Matter fact let me check my watch
Tick tock
O' damn my time is coming but at the same time it's up
The Stone AGE is up now Xscalibur go nuts go nuts go nuts

[Verse 2: Xsavier]
See I'm that lyrical anus
Playlist fuck beats in the anus
And sodomizing the minds of these simple guys
Work for prizes and I'm
Taking your serpantined
Mind unwind it in time
Through profound I throw down that so real kind
Maybe misunderstood fine
I say we ditch the murder crime
For a different kind of murder that i think is worth your time
Say, that me unholy
You bugging you rollie pollie
I'll roll up on you slowly
Front that holy moly donut shop
Fuck a cop
Fuck a pair of curly locks
We just fucking up the spot
And when we leave it's nothing soft
So I'm back to crushing guts
For lust unlovable sluts
Bustable nuts on a jerk track so I fuck that up
Way beyond any recognition
And still I'm in the ignition
And whipping shit up in the kitchen
Finishing up with the dishes
This shit is just so ridiculous
Tell me could you have predict this
No, no
I don't think so
What's the topic no topic
Just free flow
Tea-bagging the beat while she sleep
Matter of fact, matter of fact
She put my nutsack
Back where her lungs at
I ramble round and tear it down
And build another temple now
Delivered like some mail out
What happened to my bailout
Just another reason for treason to pop it's tail out
What else can I say about
This fucking system we allow
But X stay here to ring it out
Paul Revere they lied about
So I'm coming up under the dress of the mother
That kept all facts in the back of her ass
And I'm cruising to crash
Moving it fast
Who would of guessed I could impress
The evidence says it I am more or I'm less
Nor I conform I am poorer but blessed
Pouring out all of my stress in this booth
Matter of fact I'm here to tell you who
X is
My ex is not from texas
I'm still cleaning they messes
And for efforts I'm ignored
Correlating with a sword
My ward is full of words
That leave you Tarantino gore
So I implore you hear these men before you