Andre Legacy - Bender [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Jesus Christ, I'm here to die, bleed on the mic
And crucify and come back to life
Hallelujah, how you doin'
Now that your girlfriend want to screw me?
Ooo wee I've got the goods
I roll with rich girls to score in the hoods
The folklore truth ten inch vegetable
The sex is incredible
So who want a date with Andre?
Pick you up late in my '88 Hyundai
Tell your mom that her daughter's the bomb
Bring her home tomorrow with tracks on her arms
Sick fuck in the ice cream truck
Getting my dick stick licked by the little sluts
Sex offender
Don't question my gender, I'm on a bender

[Hook]
I'm on a bender
That's right, I'm on a bender
I'm on a bender
Don't ask me no questions, I won't remember
I'm on a bender
That's right, I'm on a bender
I'm on a bender
And I'll be gone 'till next November

[Verse 2]
Oh my God, time's is trif
This ain't a hobby, it's a hard knock life
I told my mom she'd see my name in lights
The trial of the century starts tonight
Newsflash the dude is trashy
Too bad that I'm good at rappin'
I would've made a great actor, or a porn star
I was born hard
Dick charms from the guitar
Andre living like a rockstar
Blowing lines 'till I'm lock jaw
South park, knocking out your grandma
Sorry y'all but I'm sick ever since I discovered my dick
I be roaming the strip
Looking for a tender to take her on a bender

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Had a date with Satan
Homie kept paging, I kept flaking
Sold my soul for a hit of crack rock
Dipped in liquid opiate
Oh shit, I'm lit
Passed out drunk woke up naked

[Hook] x2