(Hook)(1x) "People lookin' at me funny everywhere that I go, gossip with they friends not aware that I'm a psycho, I'm not the average human I don't carry me a rifle, and what I like to do is far scarier than Michael, so you can talk about the way that I rhyme, the way that I talk, the way that I that I walk, the way that I mind, my own business just remember to show respect and take yo hat off, cause disrespect will get you hacksawed!"
(Verse 1) "Not long ago I had a co-worker named Shan, she seemed cool on the job every break chance, that we got we would crack jokes and I would make funny movements we would both laugh together cause I can't dance, we seemed coo until one day that my homegirl mentioned somethin' while cleanin' floors and workin', said that Shan was talkin' bad behind my back and that she wanted me fired and that I'm an annoying person, I was shocked cause I been nice the whole time when we clocked out I was walking back to my dorm and cursin', thinking to myself this is all ludacris, cause you ain't even got no room to diss, before you come at me you need to wear some shoes that fit, and lose weight you ol' mmm-mmm good Campbell's Soup oompa-loompa prick, she pissed Pat off, now it's a sad loss, for her - she violated so it's time she meets my hacksaw!"
(Hook)(1x) "Lookin' at me funny everywhere that I go, gossip with they friends not aware that I'm a psycho, I'm not the average human I don't carry me a rifle, and what I like to do is far scarier than Michael, so you can talk about the way that I rhyme, the way that I talk, the way that I that I walk, the way that I mind, my own business just remember to show respect and take yo hat off, cause disrespect will get you hacksawed!"
(Verse 2) "In 9th grade I had a classmate named Josh, a lineman that hung around a bunch of lame jocks, he was a bully all through middle school and when we got to LHS he thought he could just pick on kids and break laws, he lost his mind where the hell did it take off, think you gon' bully others nah you got the game wrong, cause you a freshman in a building with some seniors that are hoodlums with no future that ain't bout' to be the case dog, we face off - he's barkin' at me in our History class, I'm gettin' heated as he's bickering trash, Mrs. Davis tellin' him to sit down but he don't wanna listen to that, I'm staying calm but it's hard cause my temper is bad, we're back and forth he keeps giving me crap, so I stood up and walked to him and hit him in the lip with a jab, he pissed Pat off, now it's a sad loss, for him - he violated so it's time he meets my hacksaw!"
(Hook)(1x) "Lookin' at me funny everywhere that I go, gossip with they friends not aware that I'm a psycho, I'm not the average human I don't carry me a rifle, and what I like to do is far scarier than Michael, so you can talk about the way that I rhyme, the way that I talk, the way that I that I walk, the way that I mind, my own business just remember to show respect and take yo hat off, cause disrespect will get you hacksawed!"
