Anon - Technology 2 (Skit) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Ed: Hey man, you seen my new iPhone?
Gin: I got one, I don’t like the shit
Ed: Shit, I love my iPhone. This shit can do anything and everything
Gin: Yeah, everything except make a fucking phone call
Ed: Hey! Do you have an iPhone?
Dan: Eat my ass!
Ed: I love it. I got everything I need for this whole operation right here. I got my secret plans and maps. Only problem is it’s so thin, so light. It could fall out my pocket and I didn’t even know the shit happened. And did you know the screen was indestructible, it could stop a speeding bullet?
Gin: Shit can’t stop no damn bullet. It’s an iPhone, not the iSpyPhone
Ed: I remember when this shit first came out man. Bitches would be coming up to you like, let me see that iPhone, let me play with it, let me stick it up my ass, put it in my mouth, suck on it. Then one day, you know, I got tired of all this questioning, you know what I’m saying. I let the girl stick the iPhone up her butt. Took the doctors twelve hours to get it out. And you know what, it was still working