A-Plus - Why So Serious? [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[APlus]

Show me someone who ain't feelin me, and that's a liar
I'm straight up off the matchstick, this shit is fire
The game had been malfunctioning I had to rewire
Way too many girls, I rotate em like tires
Flyer, Than a space station in orbit
Wallet fat, call it eddie murphy in Norbit
Success cannot escape, I pull a kirby and absorb it
Hospitalize the beat, I gotta pay the doctor for it
Insane, lock me up in an asylum
I am not a human check the kingdom and the phylum
Giant in the game, like Fee Fo Fi Fum
Straight as an arrow son, that's how I take my rum
Fuck the smack talk; these are punch lines
Nestle made the watch, cause this is Crunch time
Opposite of poppin bottles, all you do is cork wine
Spend big like a pork barrel, y'all just pork rinds
I take a fresh breath while you're all just sighing
I'm always fresh to death and you straight pig stying
When I say that I'm the best kid there's no denying
My nose ain't growin so you know I'm not lying
Y'all submarines I'm F-16 flying
You're a dirty ghetto kid; I'm suit and tie-ing
I am all about these girls, you're dude and guy-ing
Grab a baby bottle pop cause you about to be crying
Get green all day like chlorophyll
Like a money tree growin on my windowsill
Runnin the whole world like I'm on a global treadmill
I blow minds with every line so, tell me hows ya head feel?
All I do is Zip O's like I'm producing flame
Ain't no work on Sunday, Sabbath, like crazy train
Weed, Blunt, Mouth, Lungs, Straight into the veins
I'm in control of this game, you couldn't take the reigns
Don't point fingers at me cause I don't want the blame
For killin everyone after a slice of fame
Surrounded by poodles, I'm Great like Dane
Y'all stuck to the floor, I got no ceilings like Wayne
Smokin on some Grinch, I got that mean green
Ballin while yah sleep, call us the dream team
I got more flows than there is oil in the gulf stream

Swag on max, off the charts, to the umpteen
Come on girl lets light some candles like sixteen
Talk dirty, so I'm spittin game thats unclean
Why so serious? I'm doin this for fun, see
I'm just tryna shine and its like bring yah own sunscreen
More great thoughts than a lightbulb factory
Cause I copped my thinking cap, from the mad hattery
I know that I'm the shit, getting tired of the flattery
Annihilate the beat, thats assault and battery
Apeshit on the beat like I broke out of the zoo
Sick as epidemic, contracting swine flue
Three things worse than me? Thats you, you and you
Only smoke exotic skunk, call it Pe-pe Lepue
Yeah I like my weed purp and green like Barney
Hercules in god mode, cause you could never harm me
Dont gotta spit game cause these girls tryin to charm me
I evolved the game like staryu to starmie
Aw damn now I'm off about pokemon
Spit some holy shit, like it was babylon
Y'all some girlscouts, pushin tag-alongs
When I spit a verse theres no doubt I get my dragon on