ASS - Stool [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

And I wanna show you all how you're beautiful stars tonight...
[Bridge]
Plunk: You can't rap
PACIFIC: Listen. I am in a band
Plunk: What's it called?
PACIFIC: SPIM
Plunk: You're almost as gay as Flad
PACIFIC: We are...
Plunk: One
PACIFIC: Stop!!!!!!!
PACIFIC: We are worldwide known rappers and beat makers and we're really cool and the fact that you have not heard of anyone like us-
Plunk: I'm Nicki Minaj
PACIFIC:

I'm sizzling my creative juices

[Verse 4]
Fuck Plunk, I'm a fucking rock star
Rebellion and defiance makes my muthafuckin' cock hard
Fuck pigs, fuck guards, all some fucking retards
Fuck school, I'm a fuck up? Fuck Harvard
I ain't got no fucking money (hey mom)
I ain't got no muthafuckin' daddy, he ain't teach me shit
Child support ain't come, that faggot still ain't bought me anything
Fuck the fat lady, it's over when all the kids sing

[Verse 5]
Kill people burn shit fuck school
I'm really edgy cause I don't follow the rules
Dan died because I pushed him in the pool
Cause he was secretly gay and he was a fool

[Verse 6]
Sorry about the last verse
But we're back to normal
My rhymes are horrible
Even badder than Portal
Cause I'm immoral
I'm edgy as FUCK
Similar to Matt when he has roleplay sex with Plunk
Or similar to Brandon when we went to the haunted Sprunk
Or like Biggie Smalls on Machine Gun Funk
Or like Tyler on Transylvania

[Bridge 2]
Plunk: Um... Hi Flad... Uh... you-you I don't think it'd be good if you joined a call with me and Danny even if he added you because we wouldn't have fun times because I like gay sex too much and it's just like... I need all the gay sex and... If you were here it's just... you're too gay and it's just like, you don't like girls and it's so sad sometimes because you should like girls and I just, you're too Gay uh... Sex, um...
PACIFIC: I don't think he gon' like that


[Verse 7]
Ima grab the nina
And drown myself in a marina
All Plunk eats all day is pizza and diarrhoea
I'm not gay, I don't fuckin' like weiner
If we were in the greek times, I'd probably be attracted to Athena
SO go back and play your vindictus
And call me gay which is fictitious
And give your boyfriend Matthew kisses
While men will be at the bottom of my wishlist
This is a diss track, bitchnig