[JANIS, spoken]
Cady, don't be sorry. Now you know Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends, and we're gonna make her pay.
[JANIS & STUDENTS]
(Party)
You know what friends do?
They got your back
And they are fun to be around
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah (Party)
[JANIS]
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
[JANIS]
Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take
[DAMIAN]
Now that's a party
[JANIS]
It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
It's a revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like
[JANIS, spoken]
Cady, in order for this to work, you need to act like a huge phony. Can you do it?
[CADY, spoken]
I think so.
[JANIS, spoken]
Practice.
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back, and that's not Regina's fault.
[CADY, spoken]
Of course, oh my God, love ya, see you at lunch.
[JANIS, spoken]
Perfect.
[DAMIAN, spoken]
On to phase two.
[DAMIAN]
I'll bring the glow sticks
[JANIS]
I'll bring balloons, and we'll have chocolate ice cream cones
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
I'll be the DJ spinning the tunes on a turntable made of her bones
[JANIS]
We'll get a piñata 'cause that would be fun
And play dress up and Barbies and tag
And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun
And we'll stuff her remains in a bag
[DAMIAN]
And throw 'em in the river
[JANIS]
It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party with your two best friends
[CADY]
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone
[JANIS]
Yes, bitch!
[CADY, spoken]
I end up with Aaron when she's gone.
[JANIS, spoken]
Yes, bitch.
[CADY, spoken]
Um, I think I need a tutor.
[AARON, spoken]
I can tutor you if you want.
[STUDENTS]
What's Regina doing?
What's Regina wearing?
Is she back with Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
[REGINA, spoken]
What is that?
[CADY, spoken]
Uh, I'm so fat and disgusting, I'm not having anything but Kälteen Bars until I lose weight.
[REGINA, spoken]
Uh, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories is that?
[CADY, spoken]
Zero, you cross multiply x over a thousand and divide by point five 'cause it's a—
[REGINA, spoken]
Whatever, bring me a whole box. No, bring me two.
[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
[JANIS]
And ugly crying
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing
[STUDENTS]
What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Six weeks and all we've done is make Regina hotter and revive the wet look.
[JANIS, spoken]
We have to work harder. New strategy, what if we make Gretchen think Regina is mad at her?
[CADY, spoken]
No, no, Gretchen is fragile.
[JANIS, spoken]
Exactly, and if we crack her open, she'll spill something we can use.
[STUDENTS]
Party
[CADY, spoken]
Hey, girl, you sending any candy canes this year?
[REGINA, spoken]
I don't send them, I just get them. Um, stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
[CADY, spoken]
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
[AARON, spoken]
Uh, thanks. I'll see you in Calc.
[JANIS]
At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips
[DAMIAN]
Woah, woah, woah
You might be thinking it's late, we should go
And they ran out of chips
[CADY]
No
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear
We'll get our party now
One candy cane, please
[CADY, DAMIAN & JANIS]
A revenge party
A party that ends
With lions in a Roman arena
[STUDENTS]
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Ho-ho-ho. Candy cane-gram for Shane Oman.
[STUDENTS]
She has everything
[DAMIAN, spoken]
And one for Caddy Heron.
[STUDENTS]
She gets everything
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glenn Cocoo.
[STUDENTS]
Glenn Cocoo, Glenn Cocoo, Glenn Cocoo
[DAMIAN, spoken]
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Who sent that?
[CADY, spoken]
Aw. It's from—
[STUDENTS]
Regina, Regina, Regina
[CADY, spoken]
Thanks for being a such a great best friend.
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Oh, okay. If you and Regina are best friends now, then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets? Okay. For example, she gave you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you because she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them, sorry. Also, she says she has a nose job, but that's to distract from the fact that she had one of her ears moved. Also, she totally cheats on Aaron. Yeah, every Thursday she says she has college prep, but really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the third floor janitorial closet on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf. And I never told anyone because I am such a good friend.
[CADY, spoken]
And I am only telling you because I am such a good friend.
[JANIS]
It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
A revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
With revenge is what it's like
