Aurelio Voltaire - Land of the Dead [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Well the menotaur's my butler, Cyclops my valet
A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire and a street that's paved with bones
I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne

It's the Land of the Dead and heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty
I far and around in the underground and ya can't take that from me

Cerberus my lapdog is loyal as can be
My bed is made of skulls I'm in the lap of luxury
I got a Dragon's Blood jacoozi the Gorgons think it's cool
And a seven headed hydra living in my swimming pool

It's the Land of the Dead and heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld cause i hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty
I far and around in the underground and ya can't take that from me
No ya can't take that away from me