Avenue Q - My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[ROD:]
Ohhhh
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover
I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
Last week she was here, but she had the flu
Too bad
Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
Oh
I wish you could meet my girlfriend
But you can't because she is in Canada
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!