BartBaker - Anaconda PARODY [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

This song is about butts
These girls all have big butts
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts

I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle
My butt's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles
And I always show it off cause it's my greatest asset but it's enhanced by surgery yes it's made out of plastic
It's not real real real
Cost major cash and my surgery bill is going up fast
Got work on my nose and my lips plus tit implants my fake teeth Mister Ed status
Feed me a carrot
Booty shake with a snake ninety five percent of me is fake
Twerkin' so hard it cause a massive earthquake
Now I'm rapping so damn fast think my tongue's about to break
Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake
Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap
But my lyrics are real bad they're complete and utter crap
I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

A turntable with fruit
A pink speaker and skull
This video is things that don't make any sense
And butts

You ripped off "Baby Got Back"
I'm pissed off
Turned it to trash
Give me some
Of all that cash

Ha ha b*tch please
(Flatulence) Talk to the a$$

For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
I pump real hard but there's no sweat on my complexion
Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections
Then I slam my cr*tch. Into the floor rap about sex non-stop
Act like a w*ore. Waste the talent I got
Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot
I am a dumb s*it
Kitchen scene
Whipping cream
Squirt the whole can out on my t*t skin
My super s*utty act is wearing real thin
In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim
Rapping so d*mn fast to hide the fact that I'm dim
So plastic when I die throw me in recycling
Drake is sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him
I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I don't want a lap dance
Your butt is too d*mn fat
You're gonna eat this a$$

I can't! No I need air! Stop
Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh

What are you saying Drake?

I'm trying to warn you
Nicki behind you there's a snake

Oh my gosh!
Look at that snake!

That's right b*tch
He hasn't ate
And he loves juicy butt steak
Anaconda eat that fake skank

My Anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done