BartBaker - Taylor Swift - "22" PARODY [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

It feels like the perfect day
To torture my exes
And then put on their skin

[Harry]
HELP ME!

[Taylor]
Shut up Harry!

I escaped from the asylum
And kidnapped all of them
So I could get my revenge

[Jake]
You're sick!

[Taylor]
HA HA HA... HA!

Yeah...
I've got
Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy
All wrapped in duct tape!

[Harry]
Bitch give me back my fucking face!

[Taylor]
Fat chance!

Today's the first day of a never ending Hell date!
It's time!

Now you all will be mine!
Until the end of all time!
I will never let you leave

[John]
Somebody call the police!

[Taylor]
You better shut your mouth!
Or I will cut your tongue out!

[Jake]
Why are you dancing like that?

[Taylor]
Because I'm a psychopath!

Now it's your turn to dance!

[Joe]
You just shot me in my ass!

[Taylor]
You should never have dumped me!
Now you're all buried, lets watch
Tyler Perry

[Boyfriends]
Please just kill us!

[Taylor]
It's Madea goes to Jail! My favorite movie!

[John]
It's making my eyes bleed!

[Taylor]
Yeah...
Soon you will all become members of my death cult!

[Joe]
Uh excuse me?

[Taylor]
After the murder ritual!

[Boyfriends]
Oh Crap!!

[Taylor]
Then we will spend eternity together below!

//Taylor turns into Satan//

[Satan]
In Hell!

[Boyfriends]
Uh Oh!

[Satan]
All the rumors are true!
I am Satan!

[Boyfriends]
Yeah we knew!

[Satan]
Now your heads must all come off!
BRB I'll get the saw!

[Jake]
Dude, she dropped her cell phone!

[John]
Pick it up call the po po!

[Jake]
We'll be dead once they get here!
I have a better idea sent!

[Satan]
What are you doing!

[Boyfriends]
Uh uh uh uh... We were not doing anything...

[Satan]
No matter time to die!
I'll see you in the afterlife

[Jesus]
Hey Hey!
Drop the weapon miss Swift!

[Boyfriend]
OMG it's Jesus!

[Satan]
How did you find me J.C.?

[Jesus]
I got a text from Jake G

[Jake]
We're actually quite close!
He likes all my Facebook posts!

[Jesus]
And he follows me on twitter, anyway
Back to Taylor now!

Time to take care of you!

[Satan]
I can't move!

[Jesus]
With this Holy Water Balloon!

[Satan]
Gah! Get that away from me you fool Gah!

[Jesus]
Sorry but your time here is through!