It was a brisk night, and I was in my clubbing gear mi skin tight
Just getting involved within life, in the pub on my fifth pint
I got dudes to mi left, chicks to mi right
Forget the rent I'm out for the night
Twitching mi leg, beats on vinyl, DJ's mix is suicidal!
Let it be heard, Yes I've seen her
That sweet bird with sleek curves
Let me go greet of words
I couldn't believe what I've see, ugh
This chick had a complete nerve
This is the day in the life of a geezer
She had clumps of breasts, spunk on her breath
Shaving cuts on her legs
Like a craving slut from club red
Her mouth stretched with bites of love on her neck
Christ, what the fuck what a dirty sket
I was gonna fuck her mi love ness
I'm off down the club some dubstep
Sorry babe, but this bruv gotta jet
She was like "will so wrongish"?, yeah but you look like dog shit
With you, I don't know what God did, you're hardly worth a knob in
Dressed in black like some goth thing, and I'm just being honest
This is the day in the life of a geezer
So, she slapped mi face with the bag she waved
Slag, behave, get back in you place, the cancer will stay
Are you mad? You must be gay, I'll suck you off, piss in my face
Ugh, no, I don't want a fuck in the bong, that smelly thing is your mouth's pongs
In the kennel is where you belongs, and you know what babe, this geezer is gone
I need to go grab mi coat, I can't believe it, all these slags look like blokes
What a load of crap, a bloody joke, you puttin' a damper on mi show
Let me go to your hatchet down the road
This is the day in the life of a geezer
All right bruv, advise one?, on a decent do on a night clubs
With nice sluts, who like to fuck, a strictly o one night, ah
So then and get walked on life some, Nike ducks, allright some times up
I'm off down the road to get on the night bus, to Curtain road
With a certain hope to assert your growth in a worthless ho's
Splurt a load on mi dirty blow? mi gurb grows of a bird blows
But she all but knows, she should be on bourbon trout?
This is the day in the life of a geezer
So I step to the place, step to the shape, ready to take mi leg? to a base
Sex? Great. Jets? Wait. Friends? Nay. Your mate? Nay!
Let me state. Don't let your slate? I'm a head case. I'll be upset, hey!
The threats will take, mi stress and pain to a next stage, have you got some mate?!
So, let's not beat 'round the bush, I wanna eat around your tush
Do you want a treat, does that sound good? I'm not a complete deer? despite the looks
This pink shirt allows me to put mi life into full perspective!
This is the day in the life of a geezer
I put me hand on her arse, land her some charm, act too tall
She gave the laugh, me dandics? hot? I wanna ram it fast
Have it large with a slaggish tart
But then, it got tense in the club gents , while I've commenced, as a bruv went
To touch breasts, and my flesh, it's like set!
Before we end up in the chapel, you better feel mi adams apple
Yes, downstairs I do have balls, but you're still quite welcome to grab hold!
Fuck off. At least you don't commit hand ball, and this is too much for me to handle!
This is the day in the life of a geezer
