Billy the Fridge - 8-Ton Gorilla [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Billy da Fridge!
(Chorus)
Stone cold killa
Face like vanilla
Drug you in the grilla if you chase my skrilla
Ain't none realer
Ain't none chilla
8-Ton gorilla
King Kong Godzilla
(First Verse)
Hi I'm Billy! Hi I'm the Fridge
When I get silly, hide all your kids
Hide all your cash and hide all your liquor
Hightail your ass to the panic room quicker
Cause I figure you're fitting in my picture
And I'm taking what's mine cause I'm bigger
And my finger is pulling on my trigger
Me and V-Nasty screaming out not yours
Take your chips and your cheese now they nachos
Cold killa, I'll spill your gazpacho
Head honcho, heading over to Roscoe's
I ordered the chicken and blue waffles
You awful, dude leggo my eggo
Your girl's hot though, yeah I know she's preggo
I'd still spread it on the bread like it's mayo
Then kick her out the bed so I can play Halo
(Chorus) x2
Stone cold killa
Face like vanilla
Drug you in the grilla if you chase my skrilla
Ain't none realer
Ain't none chilla
8-Ton gorilla
King Kong Godzilla
(Verse 2)
You going ham? I'm going ham sandwich
Screaming "Dat's gay!" in the face of Dan Savage
Then that's laughing, smashing like jack rabbits
Got these kids hooked, like hookers with crack habits
It's black magic, mastered with a handshake
You sippin' syrup? I pour it on my pancake
Damn mang, it's a wonder I can stand straight
Drink till' I pass out, wake up with a backache
Dat's great, now I need some medical attention
Did I mention that I bit off an edible, weed chemical
Icing is electrical, catnip got me putting pussy on a pedestal
Im skeptical, chattin' up a goth chick
Says she likes pain, I tossed her in a mosh pit
Talk shit, I talk sick on any topic
Eat you rappers up like chocolate with the chopsticks
(Chorus) x2
Stone cold killa
Face like vanilla
Drug you in the grilla if you chase my skrilla
Ain't none realer
Ain't none chilla
8-Ton gorilla
King Kong Godzilla
(Verse 3)
I wasn't always this weird I used to be weirder
A scared little kid, but then my vision got clearer
The monster in my closet is now the man in the mirror
And my fangs grow sharper as my time grows nearer
I can't hear her, I guess she's screaming though
Speaking tongues, my tongues gotta creep in slow
Pearl Jam the girl's clam with an even flow
Butterfly, red wings and the demons glow
Even so, she put on like voodoo
Had me doing things that go viral on youtube, yea I puked dude but what would you do?
Sittin' on the sidelines, sippin' on a yoo-hoo
Boohoo, crying from a booboo
Stomp you, I'll scrape you off my shoe
Yo do true, you just new food to shoot through
I'm a motherfucking monster, rise of Cthulhu
(Chorus) x2
Stone cold killa
Face like vanilla
Drug you in the grilla if you chase my skrilla
Ain't none realer
Ain't none chilla
8-Ton gorilla
King Kong Godzilla