Bliss n Eso - Pigs in the Porn Trough [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Please no offense to the voluptuous Fräuleins
I'm using beer as lubrication
Haha, there you are looking greasy in my pig farm
Someone just fell in a puddle of mud!
I like it, I like it

You better tell a friend, or knock on someone's door
Cause Bliss n Eso came with that new song of porn
Bang boogie, heres the star
Better yet the duo!
But no no for you homos
That means no go in my poo hole!

He said bam bam, boogie and a bottle of whisky
I just think damn! could she see that hobbling gypsy!
That told me to be a recluse a hermit with God
And make pornos with Miss Piggy and Kermit the frog

Well that's his job, and me? I've been expecting you
It was in this house of lies that I met the truth
Don't get Eso twisted
Mud is a storm
Sex isn't a movie and love isn't porn!

Cinderella spin her fella into her pumpkin
I said surely your prefer your temple, it's the lost sunken city
Went up into mud, balling nice dirty lovers
And eight voluptuous freulines with two dirty buggers

Is this a simple invite to take off to the hills
And watch the moon make love with wolves (*howl*)
She pushes she pulls, she dribbles she drools
Laying back, blowing smoke, claiming my scribbles are cool

Yeah, I had her bent over the banister
And handcuffed to the railings
She thought we were sailing but no baby I was waiting
With my spear stuck in deep, I want to poach this walrus
Damsels don't be distresses we're about to approach the chorus

[Hook]
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of ism two cents and mud
Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties, kiss your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of ism two cents and mud

Yeah felines shave your whiskers and call me cousin Vinnie
I can feel those V-holes buzzing under a dozen minny's
So I selected a maid, and said I'm uncanny tonight
May I caught you and later see your vag fanny delights
He's right, it's uncanny and unorthodox what we do to them
But ladies daze and dreaming of pigs fly in unison
I've been waiting for this chance to talk
To show you how I boof like Santa Clause when my pants are off
Oh slow fucks, oh shucks, I'm inspired to think of brandy
Cause my dick went tired and limpy
Didn't wanna ruin the vibe like the fun had ended
But for her I was falling short, no pun intended
I don't know what to say to you make you laugh
Maybe we can shave each other's legs and take a bath
You see, I'm the grand entrance baby here's the plan:
I wanna snorkle dive in your bearded clam

Oh please I'm not concerned that your doid's feeling raggity
There are other places, my dear, I'll exploit every cavity
You may begin there, just for the moment and don't fiddle
And I'll enjoy ravaging you and watching your toes twiddle
See when max kissed ya, you showed him where the axe hit ya
But for desert I'm having a crock like Steve Irwin
I'm the reason there's so much yoghurt in your beef curtain
I teach love and just to get amongst your peach muffin

[Hook]

Bum, bum bum
You'd best believe that we're drunk, drunk drunk drunk
Can you agree that we hump, thumb hump thumb
We're getting free with a skunk drunk crunk bunk
[2x]

There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause I can do it with my dick
And if these girls wanna rumble man I'll be there on the double
Like rick, I won't be subtle when I put it in your twattle
From cue sticks to cubicles, I found you
You invited me in, you wanted the scoundral pounding your jewel
I get the jelly running, so I left a warm pool up in your belly button
You're my love, where have you been?
I've been slipping a micky in a snake called salary and a bitch called whiskey
But loving light in your eyes just like a street life escape
And when she smiles it keeps my peace pipe ablaze
Yo I'm drunk and tanned but I think the fumes have
Got me into the tripping zone with pink balloons
She blew me a kiss and left myself swang and sue
Then I saw a tootoo and a tootoo, I was dazed and confused
Ooh, take this as a smoke signal
Bliss n Eso terik choofing in the city
We're two cents under her gown
And big bad mud with one eye on her titty
I'm so gassed and blown off this whiskey and rum
My head was speaking to me
My dick was all twisted and numb
The bed was squeeking she was squealing and it's naughty bizarre
Dipping my quill into her ink we're like a Marky the saur

[Hook]

Me again, she been looking at me strangely
My bedroom's full of strobe lights, that bitch wants my baby!
She makes my knees buckle, we fuck all night
And we have stoned sex under the moonlight
Well she listens to how my rhyming pattern sings
I thought I met you upon Saturn's rings
I can still taste your juice under these stars
I'm tracking this caboose sipping moon shine from jars

[Hook]

(I'm a pimp on the dance floor girl, you best believe it
You know, you meet us after a show, we taking care of the situation
We got bubble baths with electric blankets, don't worry, it's okay
Hold on Kenny, hold on, Jesus I got a hard on from that.)