Bo Burnham - Men & Women [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Men and women
This song is called "Men and Women"!

Men are like vows, because they are easily broken. Oh, yeah
Women are like cows, because they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles, because they try to shut you up. Oh, yeah
Women are like puzzles, because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't
Aah, a man is an eagle, yeah, a woman is a dove
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love

Women are like fingers and toes, because they're easy to count on. It's cute
Men are like ravens and crows, because they hate using condoms
Women are like "Yahtzee!"s, oh, because I rarely get them
Men are like Nazis, because they both caused the Holocaust. It's true

Yeah, for every dollar that a man makes, a women makes seventy cents
That doesn't make sense
That's not fair, the man's only left with thirty

Oh, men and women, it's black and white, and an area of grey for hermaphrodites
Oh yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
Male strippers always look like they are applying lotion, and female strippers dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen