Bob Schneider - Wish the Wind Would Blow Me [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I wish I was a baby bear, sleeping in the brown, winter grass in April when the sun was going down. I wish my shoes were empty and I was still in bed, with you there beside me with your dreams inside your head
I wish the world would do what I want it to. And I wish the wind would blow me, blow me back to you
Well, I wish your mom was ugly, and your dad was ugly too. Then they couldn't have a girl to be as beautiful as you. I wish I was a tightrope walker with legs made out of gold. I'd hold you in my golden legs and never let you go
I wish the world would do what I want it to. And I wish the wind would blow me, blow me back to you
Well, I wish I could see Jesus shining in the sky. And he could let me know that everything will be alright. I wish I knew that God's love was all I'd ever need. I'd cut my candy teeth for fun and let the good times bleed
Oh, I wish the world would do what I want it to, wish the world would do what I wanted to. And I wish the wind would blow me, blow me back to you