Bongwater - Junior [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(To him it's the greatest thing on earth...I think these guys are sick!)

Outside the bar where I was cashier
He'd wait, eagle-eyed
And guard the lot where the rapists roam

Passing four by fours
Make the ??? right
Turn at Big Otter
In the middle of nowhere
In the middle of the night
My hometown paper
Has the best news

Beautiful trees, humid heat

Made me think
What if I married Junior
The Viet vet parking attendant

Would it be so bad?

Would it be so bad?

I had nothing to fear
Except maybe him, cause he was kind of...what's the word?
Unpredictable

Brad and Tammy
The possible saints
Drinking cherry cola

From a big liter bottle

From a big liter bottle
On the dirt lawn
Love when it rains
Turtle shells right from the sun

Dinner at Suzy-Q's
Jackpot ??? nothing to lose

There'll be no fooling around no more

There'll be no fooling around no more
Cause he's the only one
He's the only one for me

He's the only one...

Would it be so bad?

Can you tell me what it's like to be shot?
Feels like a cigarette burn and the burning never stops...