Boyder - Cannon (Remix) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Hahaha, haha

[Verse 1: Boyder]
Haha, yo baby, it's Boyder bringing yardsticks
So you can measure my (cannon)
I'm all up in your crib, I'm all up in your fridge
And I'm slingshotting pennies to [?], duh
I'm the man you duh
Till you man demand [?]
25 phone numbers named to man 'Duh'
If I'm not butt naked, I'm in my [?]
If I'm not with my chick then I'm with yours
She wants Ash, Bangley and Boyder
[?] coil like [?]
Yeah I'm dirt and you can do better
[?] and you have fun never
Yes [?], the boy from The Burbs
I was like true, she was like word
And I ate that you know
Until I burp
Now she needs me like Wayne needs purp

[Verse 2: Brain Bangley]
Brain, Brain Bangley
I have no pants on
Just swinging my two balls in the (cannon)
Feeling myself like I beat my own (cannon)
[?]
[?] is Bangley
Lots of [?] hanging (boing)
I'm so shriveled
I'm always to the left
What a pretty ass penis nonetheless
Got your girl sucking wet from the (cannon)
And then I stroke the waters like I'm freaking Michael Phelps
Bringing home the gold like I'm some mouse
No one in the world could touch me like myself
You couldn't touch me like the top shelf
You couldn't see me, Asher, Boy neither
So let me introduce you to my boy Beaver

[Verse 3: Justin Bieber]
Hey, yo I'm JB, a.k.a. untouchable
Similar to Jay Z, cause my shoulder is brushable
Yo I'm droppin' this beat like Cannon
Oh you know I'm chillin' on the couch like Shannon
Oh I got boys, Bangley (bang!), all up on the mic
And oh, what a feelin', I'm feelin' nice
No ring on my finger to hold me down
So I got all these women that are holdin' me down
Hey, my young wanna have some fun
And you can play with my cannon
Oh it is my understanding
That you would like to start webcammin'
What about Facebook? Or Myspace
How would you like to take a look at my face
Isn't it pretty? But so is my cannon
No I'm not done, I am still standin'
Chrome 22's on my grocery cart
Rollin' down the street, tryna find me a heart, to break
That is not hard, it's a piece of cake
It's all because of my cannon
Caaaaannon

[Outro]
[JB] Woo
[Boyder] Yo
[JB] Yo, Lenox Mall, man. Yeah I kicked this
[Boyder] Yeah Justin, we're takin' you to Lenox Mall, and we're gonna pick up some chicks
[Brain Bangley] Yeah.. I'm not gettin' girls otherwise
[Boyder] We got it, it's the answer
[Brain Bangley] Yeah, Justin's the key to gettin' girls here