Brad Paisley - The Pants [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please

[Chorus]
You wear the pants
Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt

[Verse 1]
In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties
Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills
With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in them
With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will

[Chorus]
But you wear the pants
Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt

[Verse 2]
A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache
And she sits there with her legs crossed
Well, we'll see how strong you are

[Chorus]
You wear the pants
Well, good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt

[Outro]
You wear the pants
She'll wear the skirt