Brian to Earth - BFZ [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I know we've been friend for some time now/
And I've had this question and I need to just find out/
If all the time we've been spending back at my house/
Means that you like me and you wanna be tied down/
She had regret in her eyes/
And said "I never meant to lead you on. I'm sorry, goodbye."

I'm sorry that I jumped the gun asking you to jump the broom/
Don't know what I was thinking it's just I'm just so in love with you/
Rushing into everything like most of us youngins do/
Cannot function properly simply all because it's true/
That your all that I think about. Now whats my life coming to?/
I want you to be my everything. I'll take you out to lunch for food/
And shower you with gifts, but you're saying you want some other dude/
I'd rather have you lie to me; it hurts when you discuss the truth/

Now don't you worry I'll be okay, or at least I hope I will/
All i have to do is pop a couple of these potent pills/
Prescribed by this man that I met in an open field/
Praying that these supplements will help to coup and heal/
These wounds that you left me/
Almost overdosed on love. I know it can be deadly/
The only reason why i didn't is cuz you wouldn't let me/
You wouldn't let me get inside your mind/
And that when the time was right you would, but you're saying your not ready/
Well when then?/
When am I allowed to come out of this zone of being best friends/
I am at an all-time low feeling desperate/
You've got my love locked down with a life-long sentence/
Damn it! Inside I'm going all insane and shit/
Bout to get sicker than the cancer of the pancreas/
Here's your last chance, last time that I'll be saying this/
If you wanna live then you better fuckin date me bitch/