CASisDEAD - All Hallows [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I'm a psychologist's wet dream, cocaine and ket fiend,
Welcome to the dead team,
Leave a bitch floating like she in the dead sea
Police will find GHB in her blood stream
I day dream about going mainstream
MTV Base, you can see me in HD
But my blaspheming gets deemed extreme
So I take ecstasy to raise my self esteem

But these pills got me thirsty
Pills got me sweating like a nonce in a nursery
I smoke best cos the good lord cursed me
My weed got the same passport as van Persie
You consign you best reimburse me or Si will put you in a hearse no mercy
Firstly gotta let you know that
My blow might just affect you adversely

I got this young chick waiting for me at home
And she only answers to me alone
And it's not cos I'm handsome no
It's cos her parents ain't responded to the ransom note
Tryna fill up my hand with dough
Cos I've still got plans you know
Might be dead it won't stop me though
Reap what you so

Cos I'm a fucking necrophiliac dead chicks on deck the bloods from aphrodisiac,
I'm making snuff movies on my iPhone,
Lube and a Google map, dude where's Siri at?
You want food i got a myriad,
A whole spectrum of colours for you if you feelin' that
Brown sugar, white rock, green leaves, red string, gray powder, anything

And a face that a lot of chicks fancy
Hoes on my dick cos i look like banksy
I got that white girl abigail clancy
I'm wicked in the kitchen
Call me chef ramsey

I'm in the graveyard
No rubbers on me, about to rape a zombie in my grey Abercrombie
Got my walkman, listening to zombie,
Warming up on pictures of Chanelle Roundi
I get her on that dizz on the alizain
Eyes lookin like a bitch out of anime
I drug her and fuck her in an alleyway I'm JOKING
The nurses won't let me out anyway
Restraining order came through today
Gotta stay a minimum fifty feet away
But Nigella don't think you're safe
CAS behave

I'm as English as fruit and barley
And HP Sauce on your bacon sarni
From a country where cokes no jokes
Why the fuck do you think the queen named her son Charlie?
Yeah we fucking party, middle fingers up like fuck the torie party
They're about as far right wing as Nani
So we start riots like we just lost the derby

Note: And a nice continuation of the football reference from the previous line