Cassidy Welsh - What Will You Do When Diarrhea Strikes? [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Chorus]
What will you do when diarrhea strikes?
They say that it can happen anytime and anyplace
I'll tell you what I'll do when diarrhea strikes
I'll shit my brains out upon a faggot-slave's face

[Verse 1]
My stomach ain't a fan of lactose
So after my big ass breaks your backbone
I'm ridin' your broken spine straight into the bathroom
I know it takes some grits
But we all get the shits
And that includes you cause I only feed you cat-food
So toughen up and be a man and take my shit right in your throat
If you refuse my ass's gift then swear to Christ, it's all she wrote
Not only is your gut gettin' flattened by my rump
But you'll be doin' much more than a-eatin' my dump
Your cocksuckin'-ass face is going right into the toilet
A flashback to high-school when your ass gets a swirlie
You've gotten fucked up enough to know my ass ain't girly
I'm gross as all hell, fartin', shittin', and pissin'
The toilet seat's a tough target and I always wind up missin'
That's okay, your ass is there to lick up the seat
You're smart enough to follow orders, cause if not you get beat!
Alright, so that's not true, your ass is gettin' kicked anyway
But, nigger, my ass is so fine, that I'd consider it a getaway
Best booty on the goddamn earth, fag, that's what many say
So you can take it like a big boy, I know that I'm a heavyweight

[Chorus]

[fart sounds]