[Chorus]
It don't matter if it's piss, shit, or spit
Sweat, boogers, cum, or sweat
(You will eat anything that comes out of my body)
It don't matter if it's queef, sneeze, or yawn
Fart, shart, puke, or cough
(You will eat anything that comes out of my body)
You will eat anything at all
[Verse 1]
Yo, faggot, I feelin' a little sneezy and I know that it ain't easy to stomach
But I don't give one shit about a slave's well-being so fuck it
I'm puttin' my pretty, sickly nose inside your mouth and you will eat my sneeze
Don't you want to eat my snotty boogers? (Yes, please!)
Damn right you do, I'm feelin' flatulent, there's gas a-waitin' in my butthole
If you don't lock your lips upon my ass there will be trouble
My farts are godlike so it's not like what I'm askin' is a struggle
If you won't do it, prepare to taste my knuckle right upside your muzzle
And if I've I spent a night just masturbatin', feelin' up my twat
Then you'd take a dirty mouthful of my vag's cum, just would you not?
I don't know why you're cryin, anything from my pussy's tasty
Speakin' of pussy, I'm feelin' pissy, I'd get back in my twat hastily
Mouth wide open, yeah, I haven't douched, so it probably reeks
But I don't care! Ooh, here's some gas, shan't be hard to suck a queef
Cause queefs don't smell, they're just puffs of air comin' straight from the pussy
There's a stream of piss just comin' on, headfirst, nigger, don't be wussy!
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I drank three cans of beer, I'm well-hydrated, but that means that I'm real pissy
But you'll guzzle it all in just one fuckin' gulp, bitch, don't be sissy
Yeah, it's a fact, my flaps are sweaty, but I just couldn't give a fuck
You won't be leavin' my fishy clit until my pee's a-been sucked up
I think I ate a bit too many of those burritos, and my stomach's feelin' queasy
But just because I'm feelin' sick don't mean you're gettin' off easy
I'm feelin' gaseous, there's spurting so hard that it's hurting
So your face should be inside my ass, on you I should be spurting
But I know just how my farts a-smell, so I'm not interested in smelling it
Two plugs are up my nose, it's even gettin' in my mouth, it smells like shit
But it must be a fuckuva lot worse for the slave whose face is lodged right into my bung
Just one nose in my ass in comfortable so why don't you try doin' shit with your tongue
Oh, yeah, like that, goddamn, I know this shit's about to get pretty nasty
But at this point I know I'm about to be a helluva lot more than gassy
I've got to take a dump at the moment, I feel diarrhea in my ass-crack
And if you think that you ain't eatin' that shit, then nigger, you're gettin' your ass smacked
You can eat the shit that comes out of my ass just fine, hell, that's what the song's about
I can't wait for the sight of seein' my shit gettin' introduced to your mouth
Damn, it'll be awesome
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
