[Intro: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova, Mýa Harrison & (Presenter)]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
(And now the 6 marry murderesses of the Cook County
Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango)
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
[Hook: (Catherine Zeta-Jones), Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
(I betcha you would have done the same)
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
[Verse 1: Susan Misner]
You know how people
Have these little habits that get you down
Like Bernie
Bernie like to chew gum
No, not chew, pop!
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated
And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie laying on the couch
Drinking a beer and chewing
No, not chewing, popping!
So, I said to him
I said, "you pop that gum one more time..."
Ugh, and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots
Into his head
[Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same
[Verse 2: Denise Faye]
I met Ezekiel Young, from Salt Lake City
About two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner
And then I found out
"Single" he told me? Single, my ass
Not only was he married
Oh, no, he had six wives
One of those mormons, you know?
So that night, when he came home from work
I fixed him his drink, as usual
You know?
Some guys just can't hold their arsenic
[Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
He had it coming (pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
He had it coming (pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
He took a flower in its prime (pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)
And then he used it (pop)
And he abused it (six)
It was a murder (squish, uh-uh)
But not a crime (Cicero, Lipschitz)
[Verse 3: Deidre Goodwin]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Carving up the chicken for dinner
Minding my own business
In storms my husband Wilbur
In jealous rage
"You been screwing the milkman" he says
He was crazy and he kept on screaming
"You been screwing the milkman"
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
[Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Verse 4: Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & (Renée Zellweger)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok
Hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
Lecsaptam a fejet
De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok
Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem, probaltam
A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
(Yeah, but did you do it?)
Uh-uh, not guilty!
[Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
He had it coming
He had it coming
[Verse 5: Catherine Zeta-Jones]
My sister Veronica and I had this double act
And my husband Charlie traveled around with us
Now, for the last number in our act
We did this twentie acrobatic tricks in a row
One, two, three, four, five
Splits, spread eagles
Back flips, flip flops
One right after the other
So this one night before the show
We're down at the hotel Cicero
The three of us boozing, having a few laughs
And we run out of ice
So I went out to get some
I come back, open the door
And there's Veronica and Charlie
Doing number seventeen
The spread eagle!
Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out
I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
[Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, (Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison)]
They had it coming
(They had it coming)
They had it coming
(They had it coming)
They had it coming all along
(They had it coming all along)
I didn't do it
(She didn't do it)
But if I'd done it
(But if she'd done it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming
(They had it coming)
They had it coming
(They had it coming)
They had it coming all along
(They had it coming all along)
I didn't do it
(She didn't do it)
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
(He had it coming
He had it coming)
[Verse 6: Mýa Harrison]
I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy
Sensitive, a painter
But he was always trying to find himself
He'd go out every night looking for himself
And on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead
[Bridge: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
They had it coming (they had it coming)
They had it coming (they had it coming)
They had it coming all along (they had it coming all along)
Cause if they used us (cause if they used us)
And they abused us (and they abused us)
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming (he had it coming)
He had it coming (he had it coming)
He only had himself to blame (he only had himself to blame)
If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there)
If you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it)
I betcha you would have done the same
[Outro: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison]
You pop that gum one more time!
Single my ass
Ten times
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe
Number seventeen-the spread eagle
Artistic differences
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
