C.C.Munster - Checkmate [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Man, I give ya'll Mission Statement, you call me the biggest writer of the 21st century, well, noone said that, but Ill really confuse y'all on this one!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE WRONG BEAT TO SAY THAT?

[Verse 1]
Far beyond the realms of my mind lies a land that I can't understand
Barbecue queens in a row with the chefs on checkered stands
Moving everything in a line from black to white again
Til the end where theres nothing left except for some coloured sand
Oh man, what happened homie, you all think Im joking, dont cha?
Well if thats the case then please just keep on marching soldier
I don't know if you noticed, man, but I am your joker
Yeah man, just please dont act like its the first time that I told ya
Queen to G5 is the thing that I scream when I see all my troubles
But jumping over the board is difficult when you're trying to juggle
Man climbing all these towers gets on my nerve, man it's a struggle
But don't be mesmerized by the way its height just seems to double
My tactics and strategies always kinda seem to fail
But what do I do? I just in-hale ex-hale
And then I start again, cause baby, I will raise this hell
Ya'll won't even know which fox it is just by my tail
So let me just continue with doing my thing, I will rock this here
But I won't be left alone, I already see the flying spears
But when this is over they all fall down all tears
And I will have a good old drink, cheers

[Chorus]
Yeah I am screaming checkmate like I won the game
Because I looked at your style and I thought it was tame
And you know I am laughing because I am insane
Did you really think this was a good idea? (x2)

[Verse 2]
The runners keep on running, oh, the runners keep on running
But I won't be there to celebrate their homecoming
Cause running zick-zack is just none of my goals
And I would need some solar power attached to my poles
Excuse my french, but what the frick is up
With all these litte pawns thinking they could catch my luck
I most likely have more skill than the facecream dude
And more intelligence than that „All Gold“ fluke
From Trinidad to Maine, I'm running screaming names
But when we're on the same board it is hard to switch the lanes
Looking over the board is frowned upon by millions of people
Who like to sit in a corner and look up to their steeple
I think I should give up, but tell me where's the fun
Without a good challenge, oh wait there is none
But I will never be famous, and let me tell you why
When my tongue slaps your ears you begin to cry

[Chorus]
Yeah I am screaming checkmate like I won the game
Because I looked at your style and I thought it was tame
And you know I am laughing because I am insane
Did you really think this was a good idea? (x2)

[Verse 3]
Alright, lemme break it down
Even if you only see one colour there is more to it
Thats why I hide my face, because you will diminish it
And if you say I'm a one-language-pony
I will slap you with more, you little phonies:
Der Meister des Schachs ist aufgewacht, mon ami
Und ich glaube nicht dass du ihn verärgern willst, chèrie
Wechsel lieber den xaneu before il cielo tumbles down
Du weißt doch, there is only one crown

[Chorus
Yeah I am screaming checkmate like I won the game
Because I looked at your style and I thought it was tame
And you know I am laughing because I am insane
Did you really think this was a good idea? (x2)