Champagne Jerry - Three Things [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

FIRST THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS I WON A RAP CONTEST IN SCHOOL

HIGH SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKER AT THE TYLER MALL THAT’S HOW WE DO



SECOND THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE

I KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WITH MY BARE HANDS IN THE SWIMMING POOL



IT FILLED WITH BLOOD, BLOOD FLOWING OUT OF ALL MY BOTTLES CHAMPAGNE CORKS, BLOOD FOAM, BLOOD ON MY RENTAL CAR THROTTLE



BLOODY ORPHANS, LYDIA LUNCH IN THE PAINT MAKING DUNKS

SMOKING CRANK IN THE MORNING WITH TOPLESS STRAIGHT EDGE PUNKS



DIRT COVERED TRUCKS PULLING UP AT 5AM

ARE YOU CHAMPAGNE JERRY, YES I AAM



XLR, USB, TERABYTE LACIES

I NEED TEN SUBS FOR THIS SHIT MAX TANNONE IS MAKIN'



CNN ON THE TREADMILL, FUCK THAT NOISE

I’M IN THE SNOW DOING DRILLS WITH THE CATCH CLUB BOYS



NO TREE TRUNKS, NO MOUSE TRAPPIN

I ONLY MURDER, WHEN I’M RAPPIN







(WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BLOOD)

THREE THINGS

THE PHONE RINGS

IT’S PRINCE ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS THAT CHAMPAGNE



THREE THINGS

THE PHONE RINGS

IT’S BEYONCE ON THE LINE AND SHE WANTS THAT CHAMPANGE



THREE THINGS

THE PHONE RINGS

CHAMPAGNE JERRY’S ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS THAT CHAMPAGNE



THREE THINGS, THREE THINGS!





THIRD THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ROUND MY WRIST IN THIS BULOVA

YOU WILL GET DENTS IN YOUR CAMRY, BIG DENTS IF YOU RUN ME OVER



I GOT MORE GLASSES THAN YOU GOT CLASSES

FULL COURSE LOAD BITCHES, I LIKE BIG ASSES



I LIKE BIG EVERYTHING. SMALL EVERYTHING TOO

I LIKE WOMEN, I LIKE DUDES



READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THIS SUNDAY’S NEW YORK TIMES

COLUMNS AND COLUMNS REVIEWS FULL COLOR PROFILES



MY WIFE WRITES BOOKS, BEST SELLERS LIST

MY FRIENDS WANNA FUCK HER, WANNA TWIST UP A TRYST



THISTLES IN MY THIS, WHISTLES FLIPPIN THE DRIFTS

MISTLE TOE FUCKING, VALENTINE WHIPS



I AM MARRIED BUT I’M NOT DEAD, SASHA GREY PORNO

FLIRTING WITH MY COUSINS, SWIMMIN IN THE ARNO



ALAN CARR, EASY WAY TO QUIT SMOKIN

MY BLOOD’S A BANNED SUBSTANCE

AND THUS I’M DOPIN



(WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BLOOD)

THREE THINGS

THE PHONE RINGS

IT’S R.KELLY ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS SOME CHAMPAGNE



THREE THINGS

THE PHONE RINGS

IT'S BRITNEY ON THE LINE AND SHE WANTS SOME CHAMPAGNE



THREE THINGS

THE PHONE RINGS

CHAMPAGNE JERRY'S ON THE LINE AND HE WNATS SOME CHAMPAGNE



THREE THINGS! THREE THINGS!