Charlie Zero - Borderline [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Have you ever mixed grape juice with Dr. Pepper?
It's an original recipe so I like it better
She said "you ever skated downhill with your eyes closed
While smokin' a bowl, getting chased down by the 5-0?"
I said "you must think you're cooler than me"
She said "yeah by at least a couple fewer degrees
And, maybe a 'gentleman' if you are a 'G'
But on a scale of one to ten you're like a two or a three"
I'm like "Woah, wait who you think you messin' with
Known to keep a bad chick newer than the testament
And yeah this crush lasted longer than my estimate
But make the best of it
We just hookin' up for the heck of it"
But now it's two in the morning and she callin' me
And I'm a lot cooler with it than I oughtta be
Just as long as I'm following her policy
Of us only dating when her boyfriend fall asleep
And yeah I know it's kind of annoying
But the time I'm enjoying cause she mine til the morning
I'm watchin' my watch, She saw me try to play off
And said it's nothing she can not see like Adolf, I'm stallin'
I wish the sun would take the day off
So you and I can turn up
Missing and go AWOL
Stay with her bro, one day it'll pay off
Yeah great call, I hate y'all
I'm way too stuck in the friendzone
For you to be askin' me to take you to the lake
Don't you know my last bit of sanity has been gone
Trynna be the reason why you're makin' a mistake
And yeah yeah you love me like a brother
Tell me somemthin' new
Cause you hug me like a lover
What the heck you trynna do
It's nothin' that right that wrong
Dontcha know there's no man alive that strong

I'm on the borderline of givin' up
I mean I sang that Raines would say I'm slippin up
Kelsey would prolly tell me it's unhealthy
Rodd prolly wouldn't give a crap
Sam would tell me put it in a rap
And make it nice, he ain't gotta say it twice
Always givin' great advice what's the point of shakin' dice
If I don't have a chance, if you just wanna be friends
Please tell me in advance cause you held me in a trance
I'll never understand
How wearin' a letterman can make him a better man
I'm just sayin', I think your love story needs some editin'
Cause I can do it better than he ever can
I'm not sporty but I got some things goin' for me
I know it's sorta corny but I had to score a story
Like how'd I find a shorty I don't find annoying
And according to this recording I'm kind of adoring
Try to ignore me, I owe your man an apology
Cause I can see you dig me I know your paleontology
Probably, gotta tell him sorry, not sorrily
Excuse my honesty, Love Charlie Z

(Outro)