Chedda Cheese - Just Stare (Drake - "Take Care" Parody) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I’m nervous around girls like no one else
Every time that I speak I embarrass myself
So if you approach me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll just stare at you
I’m awkward and frail

I love Nintendo but I’ve got no game
All your friends think I’m lame
I can’t even explain just how sweaty my palms are, I get so afraid
We both know that I know that you know. (What?) I don’t know
I don’t care for that deep stuff, they say one word and I freeze up
This whole girl thing, it just seems tough
I spot a fine chick with a couple D cups
So I creep up, heart skips and I get the shakes
She says good luck trying to get a date
Aw, ah man, what’s it gonna take?
Aw, damn girl, what you think I’m Drake?
I don’t got the fame, I don’t got the name
I don’t dance and I’ve got no dough
But you fine as hell so you might as well head on back to my bungalow
Had a date one time, tried to make her mine
People always said not to date online
Never met her outside of Lava Life
Was she real? Well I still don’t know
Every time that I go clubbin, man I always get denied
‘Cause I’m just like McLovin, except I’m way more shy

So if you approach me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll just stare at you
I’m awkward with girls

It’s past my curfew, can’t go out but I want to
Do you mind if I stalk you?
Do you mind if I call you then hang up when you answer
‘Cause I don’t have the balls to even talk to a female, it’s true
I don’t go out all that often but when I do it, son
It’s gets crazy baby, I’ve got the moves, I might teach you some
When I start to dance they all think I’m having a seizure though
It’s so sad

So if you approach me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll just stare at you
I’m awkward and frail