Christian Weston Chandler - Master Onion (A La Mode) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler
I live in Ruckersville, Virginia!
I have a PSP, I like to rap
I play PaRappa, and go with him now
The only song I know is "Master Onion"
Which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend Megan!

I have a PSP and she don't
So give me the PSP; unwrap the wrapper
So I can give one to her, and then we can play together!

So here we go, we're gonna sing it now
Master Onion, A-La Mode!

[Verse 1]
Kick! Punch! It's all in the m-mind
If you wanna le-test me, I'm sure you will find
That you all things, that I'll teach ya sure to beat ya
O-where-nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now

Kick! (Kick)
Punch! (Punch)
Chop! (Chop)
Block! (Block)

Once more now, Kick! (Kick)
Punch! (Punch)
Chop! (Chop)
And Block! (Block)

[Verse 2]
Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky
We gonna get the-we're gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

Duck! (Duck)
Jump! (Jump)
Turn! (Turn)
And Pose! (Pose)

Now listen carefully, Jump! (Jump)
Pose! (Pose)
Duck! (Duck)
And Turn! (Turn)

[Verse 3]
Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better
Kick to the limit in order to get to her now

Kick, Punch! (Kick Punch)
Chop, Block! (Chop Block)
Chop, Kick! (Chop Kick)
Punch, Block! (Punch Block)

It's gonna get harder now, Duck & Jump! (Duck & Jump)
Turn & Pose! (Turn & Pose)
Duck & Turn! (Duck & Tuurn)
Jump & Pose! (Jump Pose)

[Verse 4]
Come on now, why don't you follow my words
Because we're almost done, I'll make things worse
I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
To be on top with the master plan. Are you the man now?

Here we go now, Kick, Punch, Block! (Kick Punch Block)
Chop, Kick, Block! (Chop Kick Block)
Block, Turn, Kick it! (Block Turn & Kick it)
Block, Duck, Punch! (Block Duck Punch)
Duck, Duck, Turn! (Duck Duck Turn)
Jump, Kick, Block! (Jump Kick Chop)
And Punch, Punch, Punch! (Punch Punch Punch)

[Original Outro]
That's it for today
Good job, PaRappa!
You can go to the next stage now
Yahoo! All right!

PaRappa, I'm so proud of you!
Congratulations!
All right! Thank you, teacher!
Again. What?

Man, you’re so good!
I'm gonna tit-lose memory..money
With students like you
Wanna try a super-beginner’s course?

You’re pick—you’re pickin’ on me too fast!
I'm outta here!

[Chris' Outro]
Guitar Hero on PlayStation 3
Don't press the PS button after select hang, see?
Make sure you hook up with the converter controller
Dude, rock on, yo! Nananananaaaa!

Rap, rap, rap! That's a wrap!