Clayton Jokythur - Join Me [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez, once, doce, trece, catorce!

[Verse 1]
I can count in Spanish
I've been to Canada, Squamish
Put up a lot of shows
When I meet a hot girl she goes
Completely wild
Oh, that scandal from last year? Filed
But I guess what's the problem if she really liked me
I mean, we hear it in the news every day, don't we?
People should just let love roam free
I said let love roam free
Let it be between who's loving
Everyone else wasn't invited in
But fuck it, that's waters long sailed
I love in my shows when everyone hails
My name
Yeah, that's fame
And I kissed my homie Matt on the cheek
No homo of course, but I love him that's it
Just not in the way haters like to say
Y'all know just how macho is Mr. Cla-Clay

[Hook]
Let's go with it!
I know this feeling is good
I really think that you should
Join us on this one
Come on here, it's
The best that you'll ever be
No way you wouldn't have fun
Come on, join me!

[Verse 2]
Hey I'm here, I-I'm here
Talking on your left ear
Now I'm there, I-I'm there
Only on your right ear
Feeling like just the best
Bitch, you don't get no rest
When you out there making your name
Actually winning the rap game
Shooting everybody with my eyes
Got laser tag at my pupils, ice ice
Baby, holy crap shit's getting crazy
Like Super Mario, in the safari yo
Zone out, bitch, come on
Don't you think I got enough hits, come on
Ain't I like, champion
Of the Pokémon League, huh?
Ain't I like, filet mignon
Of the price of meats, huh?
What do you with a genius like this?
Man, you do whatever he says is
To be done
That's guaranteed fun!

[Hook]
Let's go with it!
I know this feeling is good
I really think that you should
Join us on this one
Come on here, it's
The best that you'll ever be
No way you wouldn't have fun
Come on, join me!

[Verse 3]
I eat my competitors alive
Monster Cla-Clay on his beehive
Show what I'm made of
Shout out to Markovnikov
Bitch, if you only knew how my life is
Damn, you'd be amazed by its dangerousness
I mean, don't you see my security everywhere
Don't you get it, I have to take care
Nothing was the same since fame came
Just thank me later for this advice when you make a name
Read newspaper
Read newspaper
You see my name on the paper
Making paper, so important my name on the paper
Yeah, just doing me
This the dopest shit you'll ever see
But you're hearing it
You can stop fearing it
Tortoise II is already here
Let me see you outshine it and water turn to beer
I'm five star, for real
You guys are unreal
Imaginary shit, e to the i pi
Negative records, you couldn't even sell a pie
Just Cla-Clay, that's my thing
Here's my phone, any problem just ring

[Hook]
Let's go with it!
I know this feeling is good
I really think that you should
Join us on this one
Come on here, it's
The best that you'll ever be
No way you wouldn't have fun
Come on, join me!