[Intro]
Yo, all of the girls I fucked, oh, I mean, all the girls of my life
This is for you; don't forget me never, even though I'll forget you
Soon
[Verse 1]
It started when I was a child
Girls saw me and just went wild
I didn't undestand that
Neither did Matt
It was very strange
But things change
I started to grow up
I learned to say "wassup"
Before I knew I was a teen
Looking at me was that girl, Kim
She was growing up too
Just like the other girls grew
And that meant, you know
Boobs, booties, yeah, wow
But naughty? Not yet
I kissed most of them, just not the fat
But years pass by
Sure I could do more things, but why?
Hmm, they felt pleasure, yes
I kissed, and my hand explored hips, ass
Some time later they let me touch the pussy
And after that, well you know
Handjobs
Blowjobs
Steve Jobs
And then began real sex
Vaginal and anal sex
Hm, shit, it's so good
I learnt it on the hood
Well, this should explain how it is
Girls say "he touched mine, I touched his"
[Hook]
Man, that's my girls
They're part of my world
They're so sweet
They dance along with the beat
I loved so many of 'em
Even more than cheese and ham
I surely fucked a lot
With 'em I smoked pot
Our kisses were wonderful
But to leave 'em, painful
[Verse 2]
Yo, there was a girl name Earl
Oh, wait, Earl ain't a name for a girl
So, this chick was very hot
It'd be a disaster if she were shot
But she and I were very close
We weren't dating but I kissed her in the nose
One day at a party we got very drunk
So I saw her and everyone else looked like junk
I went in and conquered her
It wasn't a difficult girl to lure
Her humps on my hands were delicious
All our other friends were suspicious
But that is past
Drunk relationships never last
Ok, so, there was a girl called Mary
Mary and I almost married
Ha-ha, that ain't funny
Neither was she, she just had money
But she had boobs that were incredible
I used to call her Mrs. Incredible
She was addicted in hazelnuts
And also liked butts
But we didn't work out
In sex, she did nothing but shout
This other girl, Many
Loved M&M
And I loved henny
But she was Many, notnot Jenny
She was ugly as hell
She looked worse than I can tell
So why did I date her?
Cuz I was desperate, you fucking baker
She had a very hot nose
Sexy? Just could pose
So I dumped her like Matt would do
Makamaka 2Pac woo
[Hook]
Man, that's my girls
They're part of my world
They're so sweet
They dance along with the beat
I loved so many of 'em
Even more than cheese and ham
I surely fucked a lot
With 'em I smoked pot
Our kisses were wonderful
But to leave 'em, painful
[Verse 3]
Once upon a time
I met a girl named Haha
She was so hot
That when I saw her I said "whoa"
They said she was too much for me
But I didn't care I had to try
So I told her she was perfect; why would I lie?
But she didn't like me
No, she rubbed my dick on her knee
So I tried to wipe her out from my memory
But I couldn't, cuz she was so hot and it was all I could see
Eventually I got over it
I stopped mumbling all that shit
So I met Carla, wow
She was hotter than Bow Wow
Wait, that's gay
And I'm a man, hey
So, her ass was so great
Better than the hamburguer I ate
And she was naughty as Britney Spears
When I left her I burst in tears
But I had to do that
As had already told me Matt
Cuz she was no good for me
She was dumber than a tree
Next girl is the last I'll talk about
She had a pretty face and, her name, I have a doubt
Was it Larissa?
Or was it Melissa?
I couldn't understand
Cuz my dick was in love with her hand
She gave the best handjobs of my life
But she wouldn't do in no way as a wife
Cuz she was, well, a real whore
I said I wanted, and she gave me more
She came from a bitchouse, 175
Sometimes she was so tired, I didn't know if she was alive
And then one day we just broke up
Cuz Barcelona had just won the Spanish Cup
[Hook]
Man, that's my girls
They're part of my world
They're so sweet
They dance along with the beat
I loved so many of 'em
Even more than cheese and ham
I surely fucked a lot
With 'em I smoked pot
Our kisses were wonderful
But to leave 'em, painful
