Cold Cold Hearts - Maybe Scabies [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Chorus]
Maybe scabies, but not rabies
Maybe scabies, and you have 'em too
Maybe scabies, we're all ladies
Maybe scabies, I hate you

[Verse 1]
So you know how last summer, everyone thought that Jerry Garcia was dead?
Well me and my sister have this theory that really he's not dead
But really he was abducted by aliens
So these aliens came out from one of those planets, like Pluto, Jupiter, or Mars
And took him back onto their spaceship
And then they conducted all these kinds of experiments on him
You know like in the X-Files?
And they gave him scabies!
And then they sent him back down to planet Earth
And that's how all the hippies in America got scabies
Scabies
Scabies

[Verse 2]
So then there was this one hippie Grizzly Adams kid from Evergreen
And he had scabies
And then he got down on this one punk rock girl from Olympia named Sara and gave her scabies
And then she had them for a really long time, like six months or something
And then she gave them to everyone else in Olympia
And that's how all the punk rockers in Olympia got scabies

[Chorus]