College Humor - Sexually Enlightened R&B Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Girl I'm gonna do you right
I'm gonna do you right tonight
I won't be like those other guys
(Other guys)
I'm gonna do you really right

I'm gonna push you up against the wall and take you
Or you can take me
Whichever you prefer
Sex is a conversation
Not a lecture
And I wanna get freaky
But on your terms
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'll go down on you
You'll go down on me
We can do each other with
Reciprocity
Swear it won't be done
Just because I've come
Why should the length of sex depend on my orgasm?

DAMN!
You really do it like a pro
But your experience don't make you a ho
In my opinion
Your sexual liberation
Is healthy and normal and makes you human

I don't care
If you don't
Shave your body hair
I mean I have my preferences but
That's not really fair
I realize that those
Are culturally imposed
By magazines, movies
And male-catered pornos

GIRL!
I didn't know you're on the pill
Taking control of your body
I admire that for real
I wish I could share responsibility for that
But until they invent male birth control
Let me pay for half
I'll never slut shame
Snack shame
Body snark
Or mansplain
I won't tell you how to run the women's movement but I will try to be an ally in whatever way I can

And when I put a ring on that finger
You'll also put a ring on my finger
Cause you're not a piece of property for me to claim
And you bet I'm gonna insist that you keep your last name
Name name name Oooo
Keep your last name girl
Keep your last name girl
Ooooo
Whatever it is
Keep it

Girl I'm gonna do you right
I'm gonna do you right tonight
I won't be like those other guys (other guys)
I'm gonna treat you really actually sociopolitically right
But you know I could always do better
So let me know
This is a dialogue
Constructive criticism is appreciated...