C.J. Silhouette (intro):
Hi Corey!
Hook:
*chuckles*
I like to think I'ma catch
But you never heard me say I'm a mack (Nah!)
Bless the women who would think I was that
But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!)
I like to think I'ma catch
But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!)
So fellas, grab you a pen and a pad
Coz this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!)
Corey Hanz - Verse 1:
(*Ahem*)
Well first of all, I call 'em Misses, surname if given
Never derogitory terms, no need to get into
For jokes! You know! Your skull's been slapped before, tho
T.H.O.T.S., hoes, box, yo, that's a no-no
Grown folk, but won't show! In the mind, they loco
"Bipedalism," Pokémons whom evolved into some Slowbro's
Bullet time, you can witness him gettin' Bo Bo
Bo-bo-bo Bo Bo'ed, she done super fisted ya nose bone *punch*
A reputation to keep the dirt off my logo
I'm single, plus the size of my ego is solo/so-low (Get it?)
Far as the age? Selective with those
Goes between 28 - 44, or young with an old soul
Mean her no harm, but Lady Hip Hop is so dope!
I always give her respect whenever we both flow (Truuee)
That's how you treat 'em, with no ulterior moe-toe[motive]
You're listening to this in decode mode
I showed most of my true emotion throughout the notes of that whole prose
I'M SORRY! Guess the floodgates was too much to postpone (Ha!)
Guys embarass themselves, messing up their mojo
Fall back - Regroup - Retreat! Or even phone home
Fellas need to control what goes on in their own dome
Causing these women some grief, actin' a Mo-joke
Practice some etiquette and quit saggin' your clothes low
Oh, bro? Don't forget to shower, you ruining the ozone
Yeah
Hook:
I like to think I'ma catch
But you never heard me say I'm a mack (Nah!)
Bless the women who would think I was that
But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!)
I like to think I'ma catch
But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!)
Never! So fellas? Grab you a pen and a pad
Cause this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!)
Corey Hanz - Verse 2:
Second verse is no holds, came along way from Throwback Chick
Ain't much changed, I've only grown, that's it
Spitting game I hate to play, its just so passé
If I like you then I do, won't ever joke that way
Catch me concealing my feelings? Think of it using discretion
Maybe one day it'll happen, never know who you'll be destined
I keeps it movin', tho! Dwelling's for the obsessed and corny
Deaf men in their 40s, upset cause their horny (Ha, haaa!)
My tase in women ain't far fetched
(Size?) Don't matter, if she stay proactive, I'm all set
Gotta be able to cook, at least
I'll fail at fixing us meals, it's imparative that we eat
If our marriage bond gon' be chill she can't mind me rubbin' her feet
Yes ma'am, I'm for real! Pedicures every two weeks, can I have that? (Yeeaaah!)
Tongue in cheek?, none I speak, this is mad facts
And I ain't stingy with the money, you can get cash back
Now tell me I ain't a catch! Promise I ain't a mack
My God ain't gon' play with that
Collect the reciepts from all my blessings then take 'em back
Could never fake the flack
Homegirl tells me that: I be's a cool dude
'but I'd makes a greater dad! That's what a catch would do, tho
Making sure Him and Her the perfect dynamic duo
Now move over boys, (Move!)
And let a man go thru! Let a man go thru!
Yaheard?!
Hook:
I like to think I'ma catch
But you never hear me say I'm a mack (Nah!)
Bless the women who would think I was that
But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!)
Huh? I like to think I'ma catch
But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!)
Never! So fellas? Grab you a pen and a pad
Cause this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!)
Huh! Huh! I like to think I'ma catch
But you never heard me say I'm a mack (Nah!)
Bless your heart if you thought I was that
But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!)
Have you? I like to think I'ma catch
But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!)
Never! So fellas? Grab you a pen and a pad
Cause this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!)
C.J. Silhouette (outro):
I think what makes this brother a catch, is the fact that he is unattached
And their ain't a woman in her right mind that wouldn't snatch --
Him up if he didn't give off that vibe to attract
So if you're gonna be about this cat
This is mad facts, know what I'm sayin'?
Gotta come correct, and have them skills to match
Corey Hanz? I gotcha back
If you're not with it, then you ain't jack
Mmm, you like that? I like that
Now I'ma quit with all my smack, and let somebody else get on the track
Corey Hanz (outro):
Shout out to all the real women
Emphasis on the REAL women --
Keeping REAL men on they toes, natta da mean?
The only reason we strive to do better is coz of y'all
And, I STRIVE to do better, as a rapper, and as a man!
So special thanks to Nicole, Mariee, CJ, Rachelle...
And last but not least, Monique - Love ya, booby!
(laughs)
