Cranky Kong - Holograms [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Cranky Kong]
You can be here, you can be there, anywhere
You can go any place you wanna go, don't ya know?
You're just an image of yourself floating in the air
Can't lift a thing, and you can't even comb your hair

[Chorus: Cranky Kong]
A hologram, it's like a telegram
You can send it anywhere, but you never go nowhere
You gotta realize your limitations when you're just thin air!

[Diddy Kong]
Candy, just, got, 'cuz, rule, is a king!
[Cranky Kong]
Hold on a second there, I'm not finished yet! Where was I? Oh yeah!
You can't peel bananas that you wanna eat
You can't feel the ground with your own two feet!
[Donkey Kong]
You can't even eat bananas?
[Cranky Kong]
No! How many times do I gotta tell you?
[Diddy Kong]
Just got, buzz, buzz, Kuh-Rool, has!

[Outro: Cranky Kong]
A hologram, it's like a telegram
You can send it anywhere, but you're not really there!
You can't touch anything...
How much longer can I sing?
Don't you understand? Holograms can't push red buttons!