Cypress Hill - Stoned is the Way of the Walk [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Stoned is the way of the Walk
Stoned is the way of the Walk

[Verse 1: B-Real]
Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat
Some think I'm a criminal but, yo I ain't all of that
Hit'cha with the baseball bat, an' ya wanna ill though
Wanna mess around, you get fucked on the hill bro
Kick it like a steel toe, real slow hits from the bong
Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it wit' Chong
Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with "Ice Cream"
Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream
Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly
I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me
Pigs often site me, that's not polite G
And any hour of the day ya know I might be
Harassed by a pig real fast
They wanna Rodney King me, always tryin'a crown my ass
Ain't got no class (Sen Dog: No Class)
I hit they' ass like the buddah that's stinky
They wanna' scruff but, they' just so rinky-dinky
I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk
Sen gotts the Philly, an' he's gonna light the blunt
Sippin' curfew makes me go koo-koo
Somthin' like loco then turn in to this loocoo
Bringin the beta, yea, now the funk is risen
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen
As I kick atrip, it comin' straight from my sinus
Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco
I remember sista Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy
Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies
Honeyd up a twenty even when I had no money
She said "Pay me back with some Latin dick Sonnie"
Well I never went out, and I don' think I'm gonna
Just for some buddah, she wanted me to bone her
Demeaning, Ya think ya meanin'
I got something for the hoes ta be schemin' on
I'm the Buddah-Real take a trip ta hoota'ville
I'll throw ya out the door, of my big blue Seville
Then light another joint, this ain't no exploition (poin't)
Cause we are the ones stonin' in the ways of the masters

[Hook]×2

[Outro: Sen Dog]
Hit they ass, hit they ass

[B-Real]
Make the buddah get stinky

(Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight)
(Huhu, Blast 'em!)