D12 - 711 (Skit) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Number being entered, Phone ringing)

[Receiver]
Hello, 7/11

[Eminem]
Oh hey, what's up, Eminem (here)

[Receiver]
Hmm?

[Eminem]
Uh, this is Eminem

[Receiver]
Eminem?

[Eminem]
Yeah

[Receiver]
Yeah?

[Eminem]
Um, yo-you got a minute?

[Receiver]
N-uh-oh, Eminem from where?

[Eminem]
Uh, Eminem from, uh, Detroit

[Receiver]
And what kinda company is it?

[Eminem]
Um, its just, Eminem, the, the rap-

[Receiver]
Yeah

[Eminem]
The rapper

[Receiver]
Yeah

[Eminem]
Right, okay, that's me, and I was wondering if I have this new group coming out... Yo-you got a minute? Ju-just-

[Receiver]
So you'd be speaking with management, I wouldn't

[Eminem]
Okay can I speak to a manager please?

[Receiver
The managers not here now

[Eminem]
Really?

[Receiver]
You'll have to catch her in the daytime hours

[Eminem]
Do you have some type of uh, ma'am do you have some type of uh, supervisor that I can talk to about this?

[Receiver]
Nope, not right now

[Eminem]
I'm, I'm, I'm selling a product and I'm just, I'm trying to, um-

[Receiver]
You would definitely have to speak with management, I could never give my word on that

[Eminem]
Okay

[Receiver]
Okay? Try it during the day?

[Eminem]
Um, what would be a good time to uh, call back?

[Receiver]
I don't know when management comes in, she's usually here by ten

[Eminem]
Okay, um, what kind of slurpees do you have there? I'm thinking about coming in and, and grabbing a slurpee

[Receiver]
One moment...Yahoo, Grapes, Cherry, uhh, Mountain Dew, Tangerine-

[Eminem]
Oh, you got Mountain Dew?

[Receiver:]
Um-hmm

[Eminem]
Oh, that's great. Can- can I play you my record?

[Receiver]
Hmm?

[Eminem]
If, if I come in there can I play- I have a new group coming out, uh-

[Receiver]
You can't, I'm working and there'll be a change of people in about ten minutes

[Eminem]
Ok-, I, I, I can be there in five minutes, I just, I have this new group and I just want to play 'em for you and I wanted to know what you think about 'em

[Receiver]
Can't do that

[Eminem]
I, I, I bring my own record player-

[Receiver]
I'm here to work

[Eminem]
Ok-, no I understand that, I understand that, but-

[Receiver]
Understand, and you wouldn't ask for that

[Eminem]
Uh uh uh, I'm sorry, this is Eminem

[Receiver]
You don't have to apologize, you're only asking

[Eminem
Oh okay, alright

[Receiver]
Maybe on the phone either

[Eminem]
Okay, so... Well this is Eminem, and I just, I'm, I just wanted to know what you thought about my group, but since you're being a fucking cunt and you don't wanna hear about D12, you know what, I don't even want to fucking talk to you

[Receiver]
I like the music

[Eminem]
No, no, you don't like the fucking music, you know what?

(Hangs up)

[Eminem]
Aw, shit