D12 - Bitch [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Bizarre]
We got something for the bitches

[Intro: Eminem]
These bitches always be all, giggling and shit
But they get mad when their favorite song don't come on in the club
Catch an attitude and shit
So we got one for them, it goes like this

[Verse 1: Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes
You like to hear it, here it goes
A little something you probably won't hear on your radios
So when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
And if I'm talking too fast it just means you're listening too slow
And if you listen a little faster maybe you'll catch up, bitch
Ju jah jah jah dah du ju jah, you just made me mess up, bitch
Blibiri babiler blabber, it don't matter, I'm just blabbering
Like you understand what I'm saying anyway
I'm just traveling in one ear and I'm out the other
You're so fucking drunk all you hear is the beat b-b-beat
I could be saying anything, just get your ass on the floor
Wear the same pants that you wore from the day before
Baby and shake that ass like a whore

[Hook: Eminem and Kon Artis]
Yeah, I'm talking to you, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass, bitch
Yeah that's it, bitch
Yeah, I called you a bitch, bitch
What you going to do about it bitch
Sit there and cry like a little bitch, bitch
Get up and dance bitch
Wiggle that ass bitch
You little trash, bitch
Yeah, that's it
Yeah, I called you a trash, bitch
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, bitch

[Verse 2: Swifty]
Tell me that it ain't no hanging and fuck calling home
Until you look at me, before you answer the phone
When I flee, your ass can get naked and be as free
As you wanna be freak, but I'm taking the key with me
You ain't gonna get shit, so don't even ask
Disrespect my wishes bitch I'll beat your ass
Watch me coming home full, eating half of your doggy bag
And I leave laughing, while you calling me on the rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
And before she cut them on, Kuniva already switched
Your ass ain't even riding with Swift unless you're hoeing
When I'm done, I'll throw you out and ask you where you going

[Verse 3: Bizarre]
Ho ain't the only thing you call a girl
Slut, Tramp
(Oh, how you doing, Sheryl)
Ever since I was eight I been starting to hate
I said fuck the hoes and started eating cheesecake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberries and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait (Bizzy!)
Okay back to the bitches, wash the dishes after that
Give me stitches, a fucking half Indian chick, sucked my dick
This time tomorrow, I won't remember shit
Got respect for a player, got on snoop gators
And they ain't now and laters, bitch

[Hook]

[Skit]
[Kon Artis] Hey, baby, what's up with you
[Dina Rae] Hey
[Kuniva] Ayo, your man here with you
[Dina Rae] Nope
[Kuniva] Nah, you single, I can tell
[Kon Artis] You came with them hoes, didn't you
[Dina Rae] Huh
[Kuniva] No, he meant friends girl, excuse him, it's the liquor
[Dina Rae] Hahahaha
[Kon Artis] Ayo, let's get this party cracking these bitches ain't got nigga's
[Kuniva] Damn, now you know he didn't mean that
[Dina Rae] Come on, you seen that
[Kon Artis] She all whining and shit, get this bitch a Kleenex
[Dina Rae] What did he say
[Kuniva] Nothing, he said you seem stressed
[Kon Artis] Naw, you gots big breasts
[Dina Rae] Huh
[Kuniva] And you wearing your nice dress
[Dina Rae] Cause I was gonna say
[Kon Artis] Oh, you wasn't gonna say shit
[Dina Rae] Excuse me
[Kuniva] He said Michael Jackson just got another face lift
[Dina Rae] Oh
[Kon Artis] Dumb ho
[Dina Rae] Nigga
[Kuniva] No, gumbo, he wanna cook it for you tonight
[Kon Artis] Bitch, what up though
Just fuck for a buck, do something strange for change
Or make me holla for a dolla, just hop in the range
[Kuniva] Shh, shit, shut up nigga, no, shut up
[Dina Rae] Man, fuck both of y'all niggas
[Kuniva] See I was trying to be polite, stank ass trick
[Kon Artis] Oh, somebody is jacking off tonight

[Verse 4: Proof]
Oh you a bitch but don't choke
I say the same to my Momma
I got Christina, Britney with me
Shit, we banging Madonna
Watch her strip you on that ten bitch ain't got change for a dollar
Blow your tongue and give this one the mouth you came with a condom
Quick cum is the motto, so just swallow and breathe
Swallow and breathe, now swallow these seeds
I know you mocha lotti Mommies won't get down on your knees
You want some money honey damn you must be outta your weave
Hit the telly fuck her belly you ain't gotta go weak
Plus you wanna be a model you need a lot of more sleep
I'm a pimp bitch don't be shy, show me them big tits
Your lipstick, I want it smeared all on my limp dick
For instance, busting nuts is only my interest
So princess, don't get your feelings hurt cause men just
Party and bullshit till she gargle and swallow the dick
I'm taking the train to spain, don't bother calling me, bitch

[Hook]

[Outro: Kon Artis]
Yeah you heard me bitch, did I stu-stu-stutter stupid
You ain't listein to the words of this song anyway
All you do is listen to the beats with your dumbass, bitch
Dancing, trying to get a nigga money in the club with your stupid manipular self
We was talking bout you DODO
You, you dumb bitch you
The one that want a drink and dont want to pay for it
Spend all your money you make all week on that dress
And I spill a drink on it, acting like I'm drunk when I'm not
I'm just trying to fuck
I'm just trying to fuck, bitch