Dale Firebird - Dale Firebird Calls Out All Canadian Rappers [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Pissed off
I'm fuckin' pissed off man
It's the best day of the year for me 4th of Ju-ly and these motherfuckers got me pissed off I'm furious right now man hold on
Lemme tell ya something
This goes out to all you Canadian pieces of shit right now man
All y'all motherfuckers

[Verse]
I like my eggs runny
And my sausage greasy
With extra homefries
I hope all you Canadian pieces of shit choke to death on your Eskimo pies
You see
Only thing you're good for is providing me with a goose to shoot
I stick my foot in your ass
Show you what a boot's a'boot
Lemme tell ya something
When we talking 'bout athletic heroes
We talking 'bout Walter Payton
'Cus ain't no real man playing a sport that involves fuckin' figure skatin'
I don't give a shit about a puck or ball in the goal
I hope when y'all go ice fishing you fuckin' fall in the hole
You see
When I fish, I like to have various places to where I can cast to
The day you see me in a igloo tryna pull a bass through that's gon' be the same day you see a bass blue tattoo when I show my ass to ya
I'm hotter than a solar flare
I'll body slam a polar bear
I'll fuckin' hit Drake with a folding chair put him right back in that rolling chair
And I know half of you faggots can't understand me 'cus I ain't speaking in fuckin' French
But oui oui
Parlez vous
Fuck you
I piss on your flag till it's fuckin' drenched
Ya know what matter of fact
It makes sense that there's a leaf on that flag
'Cus I use it to wipe my ass when I go camping
Lastly but not least
Happy 4th of July to all my proud fellow Americans
I do like maple syrup though
I do