[Intro]
Dan: Tommy, I'm gonna rape you real good
Tommy: If you do I'll kill you
[Song Starts]
Dan: Dude no joke, I think my house is haunted
Dude no joke, I think my house is haunted
It's probably because I'm a bitch, and I just want some attention
It's probably because I'm a bitch, and I want attention
Dude I fell out of a tree, and I hit my head
I got no friends, because I'm a bitch
Dude I got no friends, Dude I got no friends
Dude I think my house is haunted, something stuck up my attic
Something got my attic stuck up there, I think it's my dick
Tommy get away from me, your a boy
And I can't control myself, cuz I'm an addict
I'm a ghostly addict, a drug addict
Just kidding, ghosts can't be drug addicts
But what if, I never get a chance
To take dance, with Mr. Ghetto-long
And what if, Tommy never comes out
Then everyone 'ill know that he really gay
Cuz he is
Poop poop poop, crap crap crap crap
Shit shit shit shit, fuck fuck fuck me
Tra-la-log's a bitch, tra-la-log's a bitch
Tra-la-log's a bitch, tra-la-log's a bitch
Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton, Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton
Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton, Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Hey guys, let's make some bloopers
Hey guys, let's make some bloopers
Are you guys really snowed in, cuz if you are guess what
I'm still gonna come to your house, and butt rape you
I'm persistent cuz I'm invisible, and I'm a ghost
I got no friends, cuz I'm dead
Hey check out this chain, it's really chain-ey
Kinda like a dick, Dick Cheney
I know Tommy's a fan of Dick Chaney, cuz he like Penis
I know Tommy, Sucks Dick Chaney
Dick Chaney hate's ghosts
Dick Chaney will scare the Ghosts away
He'll stop you're house from being haunted
And you're gonna be, even though you're kinda gay
You're a little bitch bag, Tra-la-longs a homo
I hate that kid a lot, cus he's kind of a jew
So he better fucking laugh or I'll rip off his fucking face
I'm gonna kill him, yes I am because he's a bitch
Dude, I think my house is haunted
Just kidding I'm a little bitch, And I just want some attention
Dude, I think my house is haunted
Just kidding I'm a bitch, And I just want some attention
Dude, I think my house is haunted
Just kidding I just want some attention
Dude, I think my house is haunted
Just kidding I'm a bitch, And I just want some attention
So I was walking the other day, and I saw a girl
So I said hey want a ride, but I found out she was 5 years old
So I picked her up and I, Knocked her out
But then I realized she was a girl, I thought she was a boy
Stalk-a-ton Stalk-a-ton, Ghost-a-ton Ghost-a-ton
Crap crap crap, Penis penis penis penis
Dude, I think my house is haunted
Dude, I think my house is haunted
Dude, I think my house is haunted
Dude, I think my house is haunted
But I'm a bitch, and I just want some attention
So guess what bud, so guess what bud
Guess what bud, guess what bud
Guess what bud
Stalk-a-ton Stalk-a-ton, Stalk-ah Stalk-ah Stalk-a-ton
Stalk-a-ton Stalk-a-ton, Stalk-ah Stalks-ah Stalk-a-ton
Dick sucker 1, dick sucker 1
Dick dick dick, dick sucker 1
Dick dick dick dick, [Growl]
Dick sucker 1, Dick Sucker 1
Dick sucker, pick up little girls
That I think a little boys
Penis penis penis penis
This song isn't gonna work is it
