Dan Lauper - Get a Life [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Verse 1:
So here you are in bed wasting away your summer days
While your friends are in Cali turning up in a complete gaze
You thinking all of them having plenty of their fun in the sun
And you’re still at home wanting to touch Alex Morgan’s buns
Others are still browsing their way across the country
But it’s you at home that is getting hella horny
From all of the eye candy that’s been plaguing your lazy ass
Just shut up and make your summer fun while it lasts
Unlikely chance you’re making way to Electric Daisy
And your future plans are starting to look really, really hazy
So what do you want to do to pass this time?
Before we witness the apocalypse of rhymes

Chorus:
Get a life (x2)
What if I told you there are so many things to do?
Get a life (x2)
Aren’t you getting sick of this daily or yearly déjà-vu?
Get a life (x2)
You better kick yourself up in order to make a strife
One thing is for sure that you need to get a life
Get a life (x4)

Verse 2:
So here you are taking selfies of you watching Orange is the New Black
On Netflix but there’s too much Longmire in order to take your freedom back
The way that you slack at home gets more costly as time flies
Nonetheless, the excessive heat stays as it never dies
Celebrate America’s birthday like a hunched hermit staring at Emilia Clarke
Fantasizing the fact there could always be a chance that breaks your heart
So what would you rather do in order to pass the time at home?
Or would you rather pretend you’re trapped in Stephen King’s Dome

(Chorus)
Get a life (x4)

Freestyle:
Here goes
Well it’s been awhile since you last graduated
Bit overrated
Mistaking vacations for being so dated
Still, you watch your peers
Making it clear
That your opinions are just too insincere
No interest in blockbusters
That’s a bummer
If you got no texting skills, you won’t even get to holler
Your 7th grade crush, Phineas and Ferb, your has-been friends
They came and went
Faster than that last road trip you’ve been
Just because your summer is wasting away
Doesn’t nearly mean you can create a wife
So get the hell up and just, for this climatic summer, get a life

(Chorus x2)

(END)