Dan Squire - The Spud Life Chose Me [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I don’t give a fuck about potatoes. I eat potatoes on the daily
I buy them from plantations like I’m in potato slavery
I kill them left and right, I don’t care about their feelings
Chop them into pieces and I throw away the peelings
So watch out Mr Potato Head, I’m coming for you
I’ll mash your whole family, and eat them with my stew
When I go to Berlin for a visit to my German cousin
We round up all the potatoes and we bake them in a gas oven
They think they’re hard cos they grow underground, a root vegetable?
I’ve seen better growths looking at my own test... looking at my own test results