Part I : Mother Teresa
Ma Teresa [resa resa] Oh oh ohoh x2
This the Last rap for this dumb bitch Dantes fat nose witch
Had me down over text, conceded, jock itch
Got a rump looks like a twitch, what switch can this snich unhitch
Ma Teresa [resa resa], you know ill never want ya, ya, lets go
Don’t post that video, thinks shes the fuckin hero
Fucking wrong hoe, life is worth subzero
Face like a hippo, a tranny from de janeiro
Left my nigga for a lifeless pharaoh real sicko
Respect lost when she fucked me over three years ago
Respect earned when she met the homie named gio
Respect lost when she fucked over my nigga gio
No respect for this hoe no mo
No tits and a nose that took all that fat
Plays volleyball with a sac in her ass
Grows up be a ho, the only way shell make cash
Cause she lives off that muthafuckin sass
A guy shouldn’t shower with another guy
So whyd you shower with DR, bitch rethink your life
On to conference why you took the seat from Y
Started Drama like usual, you and chris being sly
Ma Teresa [resa resa], you know ill never want ya, ya, right now
Ma Teresa [resa resa], no one really cares for ya, for ya right now
She gets freaky when chris is around
Make tamils jealous, no boundries to be found
Has no role in church, devil from the ground
Saddest moment, seein her in the ultrasound
Not even worth a british pound
In dante’s cum you know this bitchll drown
Always around guys that she likes to surround
It sucks this slut doesn’t wanna go down
I would make her throat my dick burial ground
No actually it would be the other way around
Ma Teresa [resa resa], im just kidding I would never fuck ya, ya, right now
You can't keep friendships like yo minion broneil
I know what you meant about no one caring I feel
My dicks made of mahogany maybe even steel
But if you shut the fuck up ill make you a deal
Apologize for fucking gio with your zeal
Cause trust me you can't conceal if theres no appeal
And soon your ass will be less than ideal
A sad fifth wheel with no man to hear you squeal
Ma Teresa [resa resa] Oh oh ohoh
Ma Teresa resa resa, oh oh oh-its time for the minion mother Teresa lets get it lets...fucking...go
Part II : The Minion
Have you had one friend, that you lost all respect for
Over a matter of 6 days. Would you diss that friend, and let that hatred hang, or just let that opportunity slip. I made my decision
His arms unsteady, palms are sweaty, knees gave up already
Red seat living, benchin 120, bar on his back, hes clearly unsteady
Got a huge belly, jiggles like jelly, got fat that’s sweaty, hes so messy
Got plenty of nachos, his own homemade deli, fills an entire chevy, sits on you hes deadly, sprays cologne that’s smelly, call him big betty, muscle like teddy, icarly freddy, got no lady to call his, lives inside a levee
Opposite of petit hes peppy, makes his own merry medley that’s semi yeti
Dante Gabriel Rossetti, no temporary sanctuary, machine made of spaghetti that throws confetti, when he finishes that burger hes jetty, heady thready, clearly tangredi, wow I finished already, hit him with that word machete, and he won't be ready, eating cappelletti, opposite of petit eddy
Did you know that your fucking conceded, you fucking minino get your head out your ass
You stole my niggas girl just to say you did it, and you still can't get in it, shows youre pathetic
Day one turned to day none, stunned by a gun, not even your fathers favorite son
Put away those hot cross buns, that are overdone, I just hit a home run as I bull run as I ran over you, ive outdone
It sucks if you can't find your own friends, so you take others just to make amends, but you don’t contend, and what I intend is to show you it depends on your personality not how you recommend odds and ends, theres no converging lens, I shot you through your optical lends, your life I overextend, just to offend and defriend, but it hangs in the balance it suspends, she pretends to be yours for fear of friends, men don’t see in the same lens as those who bend trends, you need a deep clease, you will transcend, your inner boundaries, you spiraling into your ass ill send, you and her contact lens, cause the only friend you have portends, your wreck when to paper I put this pen, im real tense, your bullshit has gotten old comprehend, on cnn, destroys the soul fo friend, sticks a needle into his intraocular lens
Did you know that your fucking conceded, you fucking minion get your head out your ass
You stole my niggas girl just to say you did it, and you still can't get in it, shows youre that pathetic
Day one turned to day none, stunned by a gun, not even your fathers favorite son
Put away those hot cross buns, that are overdone, I just hit a home run as I bull run as I ran over you, ive outdone
Last verse, ill make it count, fucking bitch you ain't worth an ounce, God told me your life was mistake that he couldn’t recount, and I will surmount, on your life ill pounce, off your belly I bounce, “look at me im so buff” I think you mispronounced, im a dick and an ass is what you should say, unlike you I slay, you fucking virgin, move to green bay, it would have been a good day, hadn’t you betrayed, bitch you better obey, as I replay. You can't rap for shit, no rap bone in your xray, killin rap about killin in a café, this rap should be more, seems like its halfway, disgracing san jose, but I write like an artist, Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoinette de Monet, a little discrace for your going away, I can see you running away but ill catch up to you on this midsummers day, whos the better person, its election day, I win hands down, so why don’t you just go away, itll be valentines day, and ill be the one with bae, your just wasting away, your life wearing away without delay, oh and by the way, im the gamma you’re the alpha ray, think your poisonous but you won't stand shit anyway, you can't play with real people, your stuck on childs play and its leading you astray
You’re a fucking minion, you won't have it any other fucking way
Did you know that your fucking conceded, you fucking minion get your head out your ass
You stole my niggas girl just to say you did it, and you still can't get in it, shows youre that pathetic
Day one turned to day none, stunned by a gun, not even your fathers favorite son
Put away those hot cross buns, that are overdone, I just hit a home run as I bull run as I ran over you, ive outdone
